Chance Ellis

[Chance Ellis @chanceellis2]

@calgary your all fart stains!

[Chance Ellis @chanceellis2]

I reward myself for writing tests let alone passing it! 🤘🏻

[Chance Ellis @chanceellis2]

Fact: not possible for girls to go snowboarding or the ice castles without 500 pics!

[Chance Ellis @chanceellis2]

There is a positive correlation between how much a girl uses boomerang and how many dicks she’s had in her mouth!

[Chance Ellis @chanceellis2]

I wish there was monkey bars instead of stairs! #IMissPlaygrounds #MyThoughts

[Ryan Motes @RyanMotes]

If you expect greatness you can achieve anything but if you don't expect anything you'll never be great! #winnerswin

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

When she texts you first