Chance The Napper

a burden one might bare
perpetual waste of resources

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Im gonna leave you anyway, im gonna leave you anyway.

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Most people in traffic never grew up riding the lazy river, and it shows.

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Alysa Liu is my favorite .

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My poor head and throat

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I love my doggy

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Marinara sauce is closer to salsa than ketchup .

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I dont know about you,
But im feeling Devil Wears Prada 2

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LEEEEEETS FUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

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@MAGAVoice fucking boot lick looser

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@beardmeatsfood Salad with a side of boiger

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Supposed to meet people at a bar and im stuck in my car waiting on it to update. Just @Tesla things

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Instantly cancel my @UberEats order because the app changed my address without asking, and I still get charged $20 because they are fucking scammers.

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Everything only ever gets worse.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOO

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I swear to god the usa sticks have got to be slathered in booty lube or something.

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WHY THE FUCK CAN'T USA PLAY THE FUCKING PUCK AT ALL

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Jfc this gold medal game is STRESSSSFUL

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@JColeNC

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I've never seen another sport like F1 where someone's dad could make their loser son take someone else's spot like Stroll.