Chance

Comedian/Writer/AMC Stubs A-List Member. Formerly: MrBeast, Airrack, PapaMeat. Currently: So True Podcast.

[Chance @chanceisloud]

John Wayne Gacy was a birthday party clown from Illinois.

[New York Post @nypost]

Protester killed in Capitol was Air Force vet from California https://t.co/yqNM61YzjX

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

‘PIZZA MOVIE’ is currently on track to surpass ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ at the global box office.

(via: https://t.co/184qulEe3h)

[Chance @chanceisloud]

Sources tell me @KristiNoem’s husbands big fake boobies are stable. Please God.

[Nick Kocher @NickKocher]

PIZZA MOVIE. April 3rd. Not in theaters. On Hulu.

written and directed by BriTANicK

starring Gaten Matarazzo, Sean Giambrone, Lulu Wilson, Jack Martin, Peyton Elizabeth Lee, Sarah Sherman and Caleb Hearon.

[Circe @vocalcry]

Everything is perfectly clear. Iran could not be allowed to get a nuclear weapon, which they have been months away from developing for well over a decade.

Also, Trump is the only president who could have kept us out of war with Iran, as he himself repeatedly told us. So we destroyed their nuclear capabilities, which Tulsi said they didn't have, in 2025. Then we attacked them last month because Israel was going to attack them because they were months away from developing a nuclear weapon since we destroyed their nuclear capabilities, and that would lead Iran to attack American bases.

Iran has never posed a threat to the United States, but we had to attack them first, not because of Israel, but because they posed an imminent threat to the United States.

Fortunately, we have won the war, which was not a war but a special operation, in Iran now several times in the last two weeks. It is basically over but might not be over for some time because we already won. We also don't need anyone to help open the Strait of Hormuz, which we knew they would close, which is why we didn't prepare, and we now need allies to help open.

What are you guys not understanding?

[Chance @chanceisloud]

As someone who works in the podcast industry on one of the biggest shows in the world, I can say with full confidence that the level of editing and cutting out extremely long uncomfortable pauses as well as people from Trump’s team pausing the interview is astronomical.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

The first sit down interview the President of United States grants after launching his regime change War in Iran is with Jake Paul.

We are not a serious country.
This is not a serious administration.

You don’t hate this timeline enough.

[Variety @Variety]

'Pizza Movie' Review: Gaten Matarazzo Goes from Stranger to Sillier Things in a Goofy Bad-Trip Comedy https://t.co/ufPNMAnr30

[Plant @plantmath1]

Posting a video about cutting legal oversight of combat operations immediately after you admitted you killed 170 girls in an airstrike on a school is insane.

[Chance @chanceisloud]

“I didn’t lose this game, I’m actually winning a different one”

[Special Envoy Kristi Noem @EnvoyNoem]

Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren.

The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security.

We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

[Chance @chanceisloud]

Could someone addicted to cocaine write THIS??

[Chance @chanceisloud]

YouTube TV should include an option to completely mute Tony Romo during NFL broadcasts #ChiefsKingdom

[Chance @chanceisloud]

@PatMcAfeeShow @POTUS This fuckin STINKS

[Chance @chanceisloud]

Jonathan Vilma just tried making a “6 7” joke to Donald Trump’s face TWICE and both fell completely flat. Woof.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

What do you mean, “you just don’t know”?
The guy you’ve cheered on and given oxygen too is and always has been a grifter, draft dodger, a possible pedophile-let’s release the Epstein File- felon, mean spirited, malignant narcissist, and incompetent who inherited his fathers wrath……………………but ya didn’t see any of that…

#Getdafuq

[Carrington Harrison @cdotharrison]

The Eagles commit a penalty on 92% of tush push plays.

[Chance @chanceisloud]

Interesting!!!!

[Home of the Brave @OfTheBraveUSA]

Trump on Mike Tyson raping a 18 year old girl: "Mike should serve some time and everything else, but...here's a woman that was dancing at his door at one o'clock in the morning." (May 1992)

[Chance @chanceisloud]

Silver lining: the gap in the score of Bill Belichick’s first game at UNC is still smaller than the age gap between him and his girlfriend @PardonMyTake

[Chance @chanceisloud]

@reesezzpiecezz Me to the @ So True Universe

[Chance @chanceisloud]

Kinda cool!

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Bill Burr's All Things Comedy Hires Chance Nichols As Director Of Network Creative And Strategy https://t.co/wz2u2GDB26

[Chance @chanceisloud]

Mesothelioma rn

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The Trump administration is planning to repeal the ban on asbestos, a toxic material that causes cancer.