Chance Johnson

subtle & gradual—you never know

[Chance Johnson @chancejohnsn]

I need nap

[India K @heartbread]

i have to wake up before @kraigadams every day so i like to dab on him as much as possible before he wakes up so he doesn’t even know he’s already been severely dabbed on when the day begins

[Chance Johnson @chancejohnsn]

From one degree of glory to the next

[seth cooley @Cooley6Seth]

Sin is trying to meet a legitimate need, illegitimately

[Chance Johnson @chancejohnsn]

We live in an age where everything is staged

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Webster's Dictionary defines "wedding" as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch. Well, I think you guys are two metals. Gold medals.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Imagine if you woke up earlier than Mark Wahlberg and you were able to watch him wake up. Then when you were like “I guess I woke up before you today, didn’t I...” he just laughed and said “You silly goose. I just woke up for the day after.”

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Telling someone that you are unfollowing them is like calling them and then telling them you’re hanging up. It’s like... kay.

[Chance Johnson @chancejohnsn]

@TONEYAlison Haha 😂 you’re funny. It might be

[Chance Johnson @chancejohnsn]

Crooked is becoming the new straight

[Chance Johnson @chancejohnsn]

Good word here https://t.co/34OUC9y6Ct

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hey don’t have a gender reveal party. Just have the doctor tell you and then that’s it.

[Chance Johnson @chancejohnsn]

We go together like butter and unfrosted pop tarts

[Chance Johnson @chancejohnsn]

Why choose hate to subjugate your fellow man?

[LANY @thisisLANY]

vertical vid of idwlya live at conway is up on spotify. different version of this on youtube soon. link to vid is on our insta story xxxxxxxxxx

[Chance Johnson @chancejohnsn]

Close only counts in horse grenades

[Chance Johnson @chancejohnsn]

He knew what he was doing

[GageWelty @GageWelty]

Me: “A thirty minute power nap sounds nice”

Me: 3 hours later all sweaty

[Chance Johnson @chancejohnsn]

Value the intangible over the tangible