Self isolating while The Weeknd’s album just came out might be the most dangerous album drop yet...everyone about to be texting the wrong people feeling way too lonely
attention: due to fear of getting coronavirus, i will not be having a boyfriend at this time. that is the only reason! please do not believe rumors that “no one is interested” or “i make it very difficult to love me”
imagine: you graduate from streetsville secondary school. you end up on the bachelor. he comes to sauga for a hometown visit. you take him to the site of the historic on-z-rocks fire then sesh behind popular pizza. you run into your parents at cuchulainn’s. you dont get a rose.