Paul Giamatti’s Eyebrow

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Hey mister could you buy us some pussy

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@asapsunscreen check dm

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@left_curve1 back to the drawing board

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women would be happier if they did more standup comedy

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I was supposed to be at a wedding for two people who aren’t in love this weekend but god is merciful

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@NashvilleComedy Get out of here lame ass

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@bbchadsdad hey space cowboy

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Amelia Earhart didn’t die mysteriously flying around the world for you to request $15 on venmo

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Bryce Young lose? More like Nice, Old News

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more like Nick Has-Been

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@loverrlylucy tc coping mechanism

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can anyone recommend an objective (as possible) documentary about N Korea that doesn’t start with Call of Duty loading screen music

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went to your parasocial relationships house they said the didnt know you but thanks for the contribution

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everybody is liberal until it’s time to pay you for your services

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hot girl walk

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she looked me dead in my eyes and said “walking is actually good for you” then waited for me to react like she said something

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todays kids growing up playing 2K and Madden could not handle the games of my generation 🤫😂

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Sisyphus but he’s rolling a giant ball of shit like a dung beetle

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partner said i need to work on mental health so i suggested couples therapy

she started slipping poison in my meals but im not afraid to die