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Guaranteed entertainment, or your money back!

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"@FIFAcom Math". .... A football Haiku

Balogun saw red
Where did his suspension go?
Add it to Quansah's!

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My prediction for all the things @NZ_Football will experience at this year's #WorldCup

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Absolutely embarrassing #WorldCup for Australia so far .. nothing to do with their on-pitch performances, but all the fan beer-drinking news stories are coming from the Scots in Boston and the English in Dallas

#WeakTea
#ComeOnMate
Not #FairDinkum

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SGA flops more than Neymar

#GoSpursGo

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#MerseysideDerby observation: When Klopp was manager, it felt like @LFC won games like this because he was there. With Slot, it feels like we win them despite him being there.

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Was channel surfing late this afternoon, landed on some boring movie called #ArtemisII .. Looked like it was from 2002.. No character development, CGI was shit, plot line dragged and dragged

#Boring
#UpYourGameHollywood !

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BREAKING!! Justin Herbert has just entered the #TransferPortal

@chargers

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BREAKING! Jason Day has just fired the guy calling @OhioStateFB 's plays at halftime of the #GoodyearCottonBowl

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Who will win the #Heisman in 2026?

#HookEm

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The fact that one single person won the $1.8B #Powerball drawing and it wasn't me has kind of soured me on the whole lottery thing....

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Anybody else notice how Jordan Binnington just stuffed Pasta 's 400th career goal puck into his shorts?

#LetsGoBs
@jordambinnington

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Hey @HEB , why do you stock all your sparkling waters in all your stores sideways? Why do you force your customers to use 2 hands to pull out a carton instead of providing easy access to the perforated finger grip? You do (almost) everything else so well ..

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Scott Parker's strategy and formation working perfectly for @ManCity today ...

#ARSMCI

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Who let this guy into the #GreetersGuild ?

@TroyHawke @espn #GetUp

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Hockey: Gordie Howe Hat Trick
Goal, Assist & 5 min fighting penalty

Soccer: Luis Suarez Hat Trick
Bite an opponent, Spit on an opponent, Use a racial epithet against an opponent

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Lots of huge transactions all over European football leading up to today's #DeadlineDay , but the clear winner of this transfer window has got be Bayer Leverkusen

https://t.co/tesKMkEhhY

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@minakimes To be fair to Jerry Jones, he's convinced this move will land the Cowboys in a lottery position where they'll have a chance at drafting Cooper Flagg

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His name is Rio and he dances in England!

@RioNgumohaa
#YNWA #KloppageTime #SqueakyBumTime

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My 2 favorite #PGA golfers are Chris Letersleepin and ..

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If you told me before the #NFLDraft that the @Browns would trade up to get Shedeur Sanders, this is not how I would have envisioned that playing out..