chandelle thompson

sc: chandellelynt

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

I’m at the mall and there is a squirrel waterskiing. America truly is the land of opportunity

[Breezy @Havrevo1Brayden]

I’d do some pretty shady shit for some free ice cream

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Brilliantly done. 👏👏👏

via @mazemoore

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Elon Musk could do a lot of things with $44B but buying Twitter and seeing libs absolutely lose their minds is worth every penny

[Denim Dan @The_Denim_Dan]

“Fresh never frozen” my ass

[rowdi van zee Ⓒ @RowdiVZ]

I wish you could leave FaceTime voicemails

[Karen Eifert Jones @cropsandclucks]

Thanks @PioneerSeeds I feel seen.

[chandelle thompson @chandellelyn]

this screams @JerynC

[Brianna Buseman @BriannaBuseman]

Do you have a wall in your house devoted to aerial photos of your home or did you not grow up in rural America?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners be like “ooh a tasty snack”

[🎼R¥@N SHR€DWARD🥁 @Txdrumr1]

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to hold the flashlight for my dad.

[chandelle thompson @chandellelyn]

@gorder_max I DO

[chandelle thompson @chandellelyn]

it’s me, I’m the friend.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

every friend group has the “pickle friend” that’s the friend u give your pickle to

[. @realsinyo]

I need to stay 6ft away from my debit card