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[superminafan2003 @amerikat_]

white people be like i can't figure how to setup my emulator

[marrtydom @marrtydom]

“are you a disney adult?”

“no i’m a kingdom hearts fan”

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

I’ve lost so much respect for Wemby. Zero Sugar soda is one of humanities best inventions. It healthy and healing and comes from the earth.

[thunderba11r @thunderba11r]

The Albinaurics right before I farm their entire civilization for runes

[Saratan Drakehorn 🇦🇺 #1 Dragonmaw @DragonmawOrc]

Male Tauren Elemental Shaman, 25-man Trial of the Crusader, Twin Val'kyr fight

[love drops @lovedropx]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed.

[nick v @falco]

dudes be like "i'm shiny hunting"

[Big Boris @BigBoris_2]

“Patriot.”

“Retard.”

“Vampire.”

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Whenever we did pledge of allegiance in school I was thinking about some other shit like dark souls 1 or dark souls 2 or dark souls 3

[Tyler🐴 @HighAsTy]

this shit will forever haunt me

[Karen Resorcé @hr_unhinged]

I noticed one employee wearing noise-canceling headphones.

Not earbuds.

The big, cushioned over-ear kind that create a tiny personal universe.

I asked if everything was alright.

He said yes, he’s just trying to focus.

I told him we value focus, but isolation can misread as resistance to collaboration.

He said he’s literally sitting at his desk doing his job.

I told him we track human presence, not just output.

He asked how presence is measured.

I said imperfectly, which is why it's so important.

Then I logged “avoiding spontaneous culture building opportunities” in his engagement profile.

[Xue Jiye 薛继业 @xuejiye66]

What else can you take off?

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Rainy monday over here. Returning some ps5 exclusives at Best Buy right now. Stomach is doing its best against the cookie milk cold brew I just had. Might go ground beef and rice for dinner. Feeling hopeful for the rest of the week. Cheers