Chandler

actively pursuing a musically talented husband to sing Disney duets with my future daughter

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!

[Arielle Kane @ariellesophia]

Hey! @elonmusk your doge minions just fired me and my colleagues at CMMI. We were working on improving maternal health outcomes AT LOWER COSTS so that less pregnant women would die in this county. I thought that would fit nicely into your agenda?

[Chandler @chandler_mo3]

@tbrown521 @TomiLahren Haven’t gone*

[Chandler @chandler_mo3]

@thewalkerseven @gforlife84 @TomiLahren It’s actually comical to feign any sort of empathy over a skit that “probably hurt a lot of black people” and then come back with this comment. We know what you’re about maga Michelle 😂 and so do the “rest of them.”

[Chandler @chandler_mo3]

@zcarl0505 @ussoccer Funny

[Chandler @chandler_mo3]

@USA_Lacrosse Disappointed in the negativity and criticism of commentators during this game. Not doing much for growing the game of lacrosse and women’s sports.

[Chandler @chandler_mo3]

@tavarusferguson Boooooo

[Northwestern Soccer @NUWSoccer]

Emma Phillips bicycle kick for the lead 🚲🚲🤯🤯

#SCtop10 | @NCAASoccer

[Chandler @chandler_mo3]

@tavarusferguson 😂😂

[Chandler @chandler_mo3]

@itsalwayskimbee Noooo

[UConn Lacrosse @UConnWLAX]

BIG EAST Attack of the Week vibes 💃

Get it, Kate!

[Chandler @chandler_mo3]

@tavarusferguson Stop

[Kevin Burke @CoachBurke10]

The deep sadness this brings so many people is no surprise. Lane was one of the most enjoyable people I've ever been around. What a legend. 💜

[TV Guide @TVGuide]

Hey @netflix are you SURE you don't want to #SaveManifest? https://t.co/lHgSoro1gL

[Chandler @chandler_mo3]

@tavarusferguson Hahaha ohhh my gosh I waited patiently for two minutes for that. SMH.

[USA Lacrosse Magazine @USALMag]

If you look closely, you can see the fire coming off Sydney Watson’s cleats. 🔥

No one was stopping the @UConnWLAX star in a 12-10 win over Georgetown.

[Chandler @chandler_mo3]

@tavarusferguson Why

[Chandler @chandler_mo3]

@zcarl0505 I don’t golf but one day I’ll learn how to but also fuck Donald trump!!