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[chandler @chandler_piper]

people think I wear baseball hats to be cute...like no, I just didn't want to shower 💁🏼

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

GO PACK GO!!!!!

[chandler @chandler_piper]

getting my oil changed in NE…
“So you’re from WI? Is the cheese really that good?”
Yes ma’am. Yes it is.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Growing up in the Midwest is waiting your entire childhood for your mom to finish a conversation with her friend at the store so you can go home

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

waiting for your gas to pump is embarrassing for no reason

[chandler @chandler_piper]

@Chrowen8 Hey!!! Don’t be bashing my new home.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“Hey, want to eat six logs of string cheese?”

“No I’m good”

“We’ll cover them in breading and then fry them”

[chandler @chandler_piper]

@KaiserMarni hahahaha only Maxwell

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Learn Midwestern 101:

“We might be there” - not coming

“I’ll let you know” - not coming

“Hmm not sure yet” - very sure about not coming

“I’ll see if we can make it work” - it will not and not coming

“I’ll think about it” - nothing to think about and not coming

[chandler @chandler_piper]

country radio stations in Nebraska are far superior to country radio stations in Wisconsin

[Diet Coke @DietCoke]

just finished my to-do list. yes, treating myself to a diet coke was my entire to-do list.

[Packer Classics @ClassicsPackers]

If you ever feel down just remember that Aaron Rodgers led a comeback trailing 20-0 against the Bears on one leg. #MahKnee

[da anthology @nofiltergrace]

18 year old taylor: so dignified in your well pressed suit 🙄☹️😤
the suit in question:

[chandler @chandler_piper]

why are thin mints just so much better frozen??

[chandler @chandler_piper]

@kennyxo Ooo! I’ll have to try those

[chandler @chandler_piper]

@kennyxo The lemonade ones?? They’re good!!!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest PSA ⚠️
If a loved one has said to you “oh it’s going” it is a signal of distress and more importantly a cry for you to bring Culvers home for dinner

[chandler @chandler_piper]

@C__Morovits well clearly ya think it’s your tax guy just wanting your money. Wanted to clear it up for ya.