Chanelle

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

Death, taxes, and Karolina Muchova hitting the shot of the tournament

[Eric Koch @EricDKoch]

Is he about to be forced to resign as the prime minister of the UK?

[Myles David @TunedIntoTennis]

I think it’s weird optically that just 2 years ago two world number 1 players actually tested positive for banned substances and combined their suspensions didn’t even touch 6 months. Yet you have someone who didn’t take a test essentially receive a career ending suspension

[John Millman @johnhmillman]

The four-year ban for Vondrousova is so far too severe. Has never failed a test, was diligent with her whereabouts, and her only omission was refusing a test outside of her whereabouts times. Four-years… that’s crazy. Where’s the common sense gone?

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

Every UK Prime Minister in the last 10 years:

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Andy Roddick on @Served_Podcast spoke on the Marketa situation a couple of months ago:

"If someone wouldve showed up at my house and my hour is 5-6... and they show up at 1 in the afternoon, I would say get lost....

If it's not during the hour that she'd given, then they're wrong.

If her hour is 7-8 am and someone knocks on her door at 8 : 30 at night, the story is totally plausible. 100% everything she says is relatable, it make sense.."

Full video:

https://t.co/OfU6IfEen9

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Thankfully no treaty signed at Versailles has ever created further problems.

[Foot Fault Tennis @footfaulttennis]

Ah yes, the WTA Event Title Goes Here Championships

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

it's like watching mona lisa being painted and all

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Phoebe Bridgers premiered new music during her device-free $1 concert at Madison Square Garden:

“And if any of you stuck an Apple Watch up your a** to record this, please don’t post it on the internet — I’m trusting you.”

[🦖 @RamoFootball]

“Fonseca is generational”

“Fonseca will win Roland Garros”

“Fonseca will be world number one”

Jakub Mensik tonight :

[carl1tosalcaraz @carl1tosalcaraz]

me anytime I see zver*v winning

[alicent presa politica @Iottiesmatthews]

eu acho ele a cara da susan boyle

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Line judges every year at Roland Garros

[bimbo @fonsischeming]

unfortunately, i have to support jodar through his chappell roan era. have we considered the ball kids simply had bad vibes?

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Someone should probably wake this dude up…

[Matthew Willis @mattracquet]

US Open: every ticket immediately transformed into a speculative asset

Wimbledon: inherit a debenture or sleep outside in a field

Roland Garros: a bureaucratic anti-scalping apparatus that ends with ‘cart error’ after waiting 4 hrs

Australian Open: yeah mate here’s your ticket

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me seeing the first song i ever streamed on spotify

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

phoebe bridgers is NOT playing around with the album promo

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Hang it in the Louvre.