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objects in mirror are closer than they appear

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I have a harder time watching volpe than I have taking shits

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Is @Snapple only an east coast thing? For four years I’ve been thirsty in Madison. Supply chain issue? I also enjoy a Snapple fact with my breakfast

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I’m a sucker for good music

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Making myself laugh is a top 5 feeling. Cream of the crop stuff only

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Spread will be 8.5 in favor of The Cig, who’ll lead Indiana to a colossal 22-point win at Hard Rock.

P.S. Seattle wins the Super Bowl over the Jags. Remind me to put gas money on it 20cashregular

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I’m soooo bad. Not as good as I remember though

[Bo Geary @BoGeary]

I miss the Oakland raiders

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All of life’s troubles and there are still guys who won’t go on rollercoasters #grayhair

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Saruman was the first Robber Baron

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@hottakesbynico Everybody knows the best twist of all time is Star Wars: Episode V. No one expected Darth Vader to cut off Luke’s hand

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@thesuppleguppy Aged like milk

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Architect of the bascom hill funicular #convenient

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Minutes 1 thru 4 of milk-cereal contact before the sog kicks in🤌

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Walking up the hill. Cant believe I pay for this #goodmoodmonday

[Gupper Supper @thesuppleguppy]

Two ghost wipes in one day.

On my way to buy a lottery ticket.

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Last night I dreamt I go to class via jetpack. Onlookers scoffed in the way that you’d resent people on electric scooters.

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Not a fan of the modern infotainment system. Separation of church and state

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Fast food could quickly elevate their cuisine by offering a 12oz strip. Mr krabs was giving Mrs puff foot rubs between courses???

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Guy in front of me just hit his vape like it was a cigarette and blew it out the sunroof #auradebt

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Air quality alert in wanamassa. Great way to keep our streets clear.