Floyd

Dreams free, hustle sold separately. #StayFrosty ❄️ Turtle Hermit Lifestyle 🐢

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Floyd @chaneyfloyd1]

Do ya feel it Mr.Krabs?

[Floyd @chaneyfloyd1]

Feelin’ like a freak on a leash 🐶

[ً @artfuIchaos]

growing up is realizing everything you liked at 13 was dope as fuck

[autist @litteralyme0]

my dream 12 seconds before waking up:

[Veloria 🌊 @veloriahq]

“𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 '𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴'. 𝘞𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵.”

— 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘛𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘪

[Tea čozy 🍊 @Shillverstein]

how women look at you when you give them a realistic thoughtful solution to a very average problem in their life

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

Never forget when X updated the platform and showed the DHS is based in Israel

[Floyd @chaneyfloyd1]

😭😭😭

[Guns and Memes. @2AGunsNMemes]

Bro really hit 'em with the Uno reverse card 💀

He said 'If K9 bites, I bite back!

[Floyd @chaneyfloyd1]

Good goog-aly moog-aly

[Floyd @chaneyfloyd1]

@ARCRaidersGame 1150 raider tokens 😭😭 sick dude

[theburntpeanut @theburntpeanut]

My Architecture Era

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"Your generation is so poor because you spend money buying food and-"

[Floyd @chaneyfloyd1]

@M4X_POW3R We are 39 trillion dollars in debt

[Floyd @chaneyfloyd1]

@JamieBonkiewicz He lied

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Mike Johnson says Congress can't survive on $174k because of inflation, and uses that to justify letting members trade stocks.

Incredible take from the guy who decided his only job was taking orders from the President.