Chan

♏️ A Scorpio with Scoliosis
🤖 Ad Opser
🤵‍♂️ Husband of Hannah Warrick
🐣 Father of Oliver Dean
🦫 My Patronus is a Quokka

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

ᴵ ᵗʳᶦᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ'ˢ ʰᵃᶦʳ
ˢʰᵉ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ⁿᵒ
ˢᵒ ᴵ ᵈᶦᵈ ᵃ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ
ᴬⁿᵈ ⁿᵒʷ ᴵ ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳ ʷʰʸ ᵐᵒᵐ'ˢ ˢᵒ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

I'm in the running to win a Diablo® IV Limited Collector’s Box! Follow @Fextralife for all the details! #Giveaway #Diablo4 #DiabloIV https://t.co/0ZDa01qCfI

[Fextralife @Fextralife]

🔴Fextralife #Giveaway LIVE

Great news! We're giving away another Limited Collector’s Box for #Diablo4! The winner will be announced on the 20th!

Includes:
⚔️Candle of Creation
⚔️Mousepad
⚔️Cloth Map of Sanctuary
⚔️Art Book & More!

ENTER: https://t.co/4PTQTTJ4pi

#DiabloIV

[Justin Maller @justinmaller]

I would pay unlimited money to be as sleepy at 10pm as I am at 3pm.

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

OCD GAMERS - UNITE!

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The latest #NintendoSwitch update is now available, including a new feature to create groups for software on the console.

More information: https://t.co/RuNTfgEKBl

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

@EvanEdinger No, we are a construct

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

Wife: How do you get a refund on life?
Me: That's called life insurance, but you have to return yourself before you get your money back. 💀

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

Hey @Xbox, any tips to keep my cat from sleeping on the top of my Series X while I'm gaming? She enjoys the warm air blowing on her fur, but I don't enjoy cat hair getting in the fan. 😹

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

Did you know: men tuck in their shirts to hide all of the breakfast they spilled on themselves before going out. 👔

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

Sinus Congestion (Feat. Mucinex) (Red Nose Edit) (10 hour version) (Taylor's Version) 🤧

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

Nintendo finally gave me the update I've always wanted in Animal Crossing: worship leader hair.

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

My wife got me a sleeved weighted blanket for my birthday, and I've never felt like a comfier jedi.

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

@z_tweet The messiest brand apparently

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

So I turned 26 today. Decided to prepare a very adult lunch for myself: a classic PB&J. Then I proceeded to plop jelly all over my pants while eating. Guess I’m growing up, but I’m never going to be a grown up. 🥪

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

Will somebody please develop a calico cat coin? We need more kitty crypto. 🐈 #cryptocurrecy

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

Does it have that fresh Apple product smell? If so, take my money.

[Tom Warren @tomwarren]

Apple has made a $19 / £19 polishing cloth 🙃

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

Driving stick.

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

I wanted to be useful
I set myself a goal
I made a big adjustment
And now I am a bowl

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

My cats when their food bowl shifts 0.0002 inches. 👀

[Chan @chanicathedisco]

@z_tweet GREEN LIGHT TO RETWEET THIS