Chanley Garber

just a Swift Wind disguised as a Mermista (she/her)

[Chanley Garber @chanley_g]

@call_me_spooky_ 🙋🏼‍♀️ I’m in

[Chanley Garber @chanley_g]

A teenage McDonalds worker implied that I’m old today and I just—

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Andrew: I thought I did. I was wrong.
Maisie: Wrong-atouille

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The school I work at went on lockdown today. We found out an hour in that it was an armed suspect near the school, not inside, but holy shit that hour was the longest of my life trying to keep 12 kids quiet.

[Chanley Garber @chanley_g]

@GoodnightGoldie It’s like one of those “house divided” sports team vanity plates but so much worse

[Chanley Garber @chanley_g]

Tried to show MJ the #SpaceX launch from the car, and she said, “Mommy, I am scared of this road we are on and talking about a rocket launching into space is not going to help me.”

[MothmanBelievesInU @EmLHoffman]

Not all men. Mothman, staunch advocate for infrastructure maintenance and emergency planning, would never.

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My Grandma told me that if she gets Alzheimer’s, to get her one of those toy cats that “breathes” for her to take care of and I really need her to realize that, at this point, her need to plan has gotten out of hand

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Learning some new words, apparently

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MJ is currently listening to @DollyParton “9 to 5” on repeat and I’m just so dang proud

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That feeling when you pull out your first tooth

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If a coffee has “nutty” notes, I’m 100% going to taste bacon bits

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Watching this video on repeat to cure my depression

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Damn the post Christmas depression really came out swinging this year ✌🏻

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@ChaceGraham416 I mean, that’s *a* reaction to have to it 😂

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Home for the holidays 🥴

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My Christmas loving children ❤️🎄

[Chanley Garber @chanley_g]

@WitchOregon @ghostsnheauxs @MurderSmall @AstonshngLegnds @WhismanSucks @mythsbaby @yourewrongabout I started listening after you mentioned the NY diner ep in one of your episodes

[Chanley Garber @chanley_g]

Sorry @MurderSmall but @AstonshngLegnds had a 5 part series on Mothman ✌🏻