Channon C

You didn’t ask, but I’m going to tell you about my dog anyway.

[Channon C @channoncc]

Tonight I found out that my phone’s touch screen also responds to my dog’s feet.
I just hope that she doesn’t learn to text any time soon.

[Channon C @channoncc]

Just like the day after a holiday when candy is half off, I love the day after the Oscars when everyone is talking about the best and worst dressed

[Channon C @channoncc]

@hannahcelested Glare at the two sleeping soundly next to me.

[Channon C @channoncc]

https://t.co/3zd4j3se4n

[Channon C @channoncc]

How many times is too many times to check the weather hoping for a snow day?

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I keep candles lit in case Architectural Digest comes to my home.

[Channon C @channoncc]

There needs to be a “I am pregnant, do not show me sad things” button on social media, tv, really, just everywhere.

[Channon C @channoncc]

Watching The Santa Clause and realizing Scott Calvin isn’t just Santa, but also a pregnant person.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Are we sure the wise men who brought frankincense and myrrh weren't just trying to sign Mary up for their essential oils pyramid scheme?

[Channon C @channoncc]

As someone who lives in CT, you want to spend as little time as possible outside in the winter, even for a pretty gal

[Channon C @channoncc]

The most unrealistic part of The Noel Diary was all the time they spent outside in Connecticut in the winter.

[Channon C @channoncc]

Or how quickly he wakes up when you change the channel 🙄

[Channon C @channoncc]

One thing they don’t tell you about marriage is how quickly your husband will fall asleep when he puts on a sporting event.

[Channon C @channoncc]

How much chicken do I have to eat before I start growing feathers?

[Channon C @channoncc]

I would like to petition @goodreads to give us 0.5 star ratings. Some books are just more of a 3.5 than a 4.0. Help a gal out.

[Channon C @channoncc]

@UberFacts A jar of peanut butter. Hangry and road rage don’t go well together.

[🂱 @laylology]

seeing a boyfriend's handwriting for the first time can be one of the most jarring experiences of a girl's life

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Are you ever just being a woman and you think “oh this is how an svu episode starts”

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

if This Kiss by Faith Hill is playing when you enter a CVS you will have 7 years of good luck

[Channon C @channoncc]

Feels like a good time to watch Steel Magnolias because I haven’t cried for about a week.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

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