Chano García

Actor/Comedian in NY y en dos idiomas. El Recreo Podcast. IG: @Chanofabitch.

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Starting A Kennel | Upcoming Breedings | American Bully XL https://t.co/um2W4CFBWs via @YouTube

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MCT Does Your Dog Have It? What Can You Do? American Bully Dog Podcast https://t.co/625KTuyIjh via @YouTube

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XL Bully | Canine Nutrition | Podcast 10 AM https://t.co/3DFNYIllAl via @YouTube

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The Hang Out https://t.co/JDwy77bhYR via @YouTube

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Nuevos Headshots! Que opinamos?

New Headshots! What do we think?

#Actor #NYActor #LAActor #BiCoastal #BiCoastalActor #Headshots #Comedy #Sitcom #Drama #BookMeNow

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#NewProfilePic

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If you can shoot an intruder in your home, you should be able to kick out an intruder from your vagina. #CastleDoctrine #ReproductiveRights #ProChoice #TexasAbortionLaw #Texas #Abortion #AbortionBan

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This #pollencount is insane. It's like the trees are cumming directly into my eyeballs. #NaturesBukkake #ItchyEyes #CantStopScratching #IMissWinter #FuckTrees

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El primer amor nunca se olvida.

You never forget your first love.

#Saori #Atenea #Athena #CaballerosDelZodiaco #SaintSeiya #PrimerAmor #FirstLove #XHGC #DameTuFuerzaPegaso

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It's not #manspreading, it's #socialdistancing

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Próximamente en cines!

#CabezaDeVaca #YoConMiGobernador #MexicoConCabeza #PAN #Tamaulipas #PanComido #ElFugitivo #Cinepolis #ProximamenteEnCines #ComingSoon #WheresWaldo #CarmenSanDiego #YoConMiFugitivo

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Lo que pienso cuando oigo "latinx"

What I think of when I hear "latinx"

#oscarisaac #xmen #apocalypse #marvel #latin #latinamerican #latino #latina #hispanic #latinx #superlatino

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So far the only side effect is that I feel better than everyone else. #Covid19 #CovidVaccine #Moderna

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Just got MODERNAized! Hope I don't have to switch to PC. #Covid19 #CovidVaccine #Moderna

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Turning over-heating into over-eating!
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Cuando tienes que editar videos y hacer de comer!

#Apple #Mac #MacMiniGrill #Overheating #Overeating #Tortillas #HEB #TwoBirdsOneStone #DosPajarosDeUnTiro #CreativeSolutions #Comal

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@ManuvComedy @Andresereno @elisa_levet @SantiagoComic @briangrossi @MiltonShow @Cheskacsk @ElJorgexM Igualmente, Manu! Un honor!

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Aquí con Comedia Rectangular! No me había dado cuenta que parezco Burger King. #ComediaRectangular #StandupEnEspañol #Jajaja #Zoom #BurgerKing

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@mrcraigrobinson has the exclusive! #SteadyHand #TheOffice #NBC #HeartSurgeonNumberOne #Hidetoshi #Daryl #KimJongUn

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Steady hand! #KimJungUn #TMZ #TheOffice

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I'm trying to write a joke about how @realDonaldTrump starting a war is Iranic, but it's actually pretty on-brand. #WWIII #IranWar #IsntItIranic #FirstStrikeProblems #WhyDidIMoveToNY