chan

[chan @chanparton]

If I’m extra insufferable this month I’m blaming it on Mars in Virgo

[chan @chanparton]

Your mother said I’m always welcome to visit, to take second helpings. I said “no, thanks,” I’m so full on resentment that I learned to fend for myself.

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

where can i get a weighted blanket that isn’t actually a blanket but rather is a man laying on top of me and also he’s the love of my life. lmk

[chan @chanparton]

What a valiant roar, what a bland goodbye

[chan @chanparton]

@ItsShawnLee Darius Acrux from Zodiac Academy 😊

[chan @chanparton]

I fear I have fallen for another fictional book character and I got it BAD babes

[ℬ @femniscate]

ovulating. need someone to chew on

[chan @chanparton]

I take it back

[chan @chanparton]

Dear god, if I have to date a man, please make him a pisces. Amen.

[chan @chanparton]

Why my hinge prompts still get likes is beyond me

[chan @chanparton]

I would love to love you but my body’s keeping score

[hawkhatesyou @hawkhatesyou]

thank fuck

[chan @chanparton]

I told my mother I would die by 27, and in a way I sort of did

[chan @chanparton]

Oh and while we’re on the topic what about “I love you, don’t you mind?” cause Matty wtf

[chan @chanparton]

The way The 1975 casually wrote “you do make me hard, but she makes me weak” and then moved on like I’m supposed to recover from that

[gwen ellis bell @wuthrinheights]

I am looking for a wealthy husband‼️

About me:
- 27 years old
- no money
- no prospects
- a burden to my parents
- frightened

[chan @chanparton]

I can take it,
I can take it,
‘til I’m takin’ it off

[chan @chanparton]

I hear the wicked get no rest
but when you do,
I hope you dream of me

[chan @chanparton]

Lil miss downward spiral 🙃

[chan @chanparton]

If you find yourself out,
if there is a right time,
chances are I’ll be here.