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[chantal @chantal0rm]

Why are people my age getting mortgages n having babies and I got pushed through wigan park in a shopping trolley on Saturday night

[• @leenaqureshii]

“lets agree to disagree” i’ll beat the shit outta you

[Hello it is me Kira :)🍉 @kirabira]

Go piss girl

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

así si que me gustaría ir a la playa

[C. J. Tudor @cjtudor]

It’s actually not fine. Dogs are not disposable. If you dump your dog when it is no longer convenient, do not *ever*get another one. You do not deserve their love and loyalty.

[chantal @chantal0rm]

@NordishDynamite @Adumcg

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

Scrolling though the Argos catalogue was our doom scrolling

[chantal @chantal0rm]

@w_guppy @Adumcg Trevor logic

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this:

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

If you're a Andrew Tate supporter the only way youve ever satisfied a woman was when you left the room

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: In an interview this morning Donald Trump was asked if his announcement that he intends to run for a third term means Barack Obama can run a third time too, and he got silent and frowned for several seconds, folded his arms across his chest, and said, “No.”

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Least surprising news ever.

There’s your patriots!

[Gary Powndland @powndland]

Do you want to know why the country is fucked and ungovernable?

It’s because of wankers like this who wouldn’t piss on their neighbours if they were on fire.

Tight, measly, self serving, selfish bastards who only care about themselves.

What a fucking skid mark.

[chantal @chantal0rm]

@popup_tddy @Adumcg

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

I’m giving thousands of pubs, clubs and music venues a 20% cut in business rates.

I won’t stand by while these cherished local spaces disappear, replaced by boarded-up windows and ‘For Sale’ signs.

They’re the heart of our communities and it’s time we backed them.

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

[jin @jnsulz]

3 hours after i sent the message to my manager

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I wish we had mashed potato shops the same way we have ice cream shops. You could go and get yourself a little cup of mashed potatoes with toppings of your choice, like Parmesan cheese, bacon bits, sour cream, or garlic.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.