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[Vee 🤎 @vee_dimple]

I hate that maturing as a woman is realizing that men are not good people and the ones who pretend to be nice are actually the worst ones.

[Leo @leo_osn5]

en mi CV voy a incluir que puedo trabajar con el corazón destrozado sin bajar mi productividad.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Are people on LinkedIn aware that one day we are all going to die

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when men say “it goes both ways” no you go both ways, fuck out my face hoochiemama

[Evelyn @EvelyndefnotEve]

& while i was crying my eyes out over a man, i was still texting 3 other men

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

You can’t convince me life is just a series of coincidences. What do you mean Lionel Messi was randomly paired with a five-month-old baby after the baby’s family won a UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot while Messi played for Barcelona… and that baby grew up to be Lamine Yamal?

Lamine would go on to become one of the brightest young stars in soccer, wear the same No. 19 Messi wore for the same team when that photo was taken, and now, nearly two decades later, could face Messi in a World Cup Final???????

[⭑ @strawbrrykxss]

los hombres son tipo: te lastimé pero ahora me odias así que la verdadera víctima soy yo

[+ @lkhdme]

may this love find me.

[tete @obitofemme]

quem sofreu mais jesus cristo ou eu tadinha que vivi uma situationship que passou de um lovebombing violento para um slow fading doloroso, me fazendo passar semanas aceitando breadcrumbing sem nenhum tipo de reassurance ate que no final nois fell apart

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[a 🫐 @arhamshaikhh]

There should be an anti linkedin app where everyone posts their L’s and we congratulate them for it

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better