Chan🖤

doing the most. cause why would I do the least?

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

( What it’s like talking to me )

Me: Wyd? 😇
John Doe: eating dinner.
Me: oh my god, I love dinner.

🙈🤣❤️

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

Had a donut today, life is worth livviing 🍩✨

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

My ex & I ran into a guy I used to talk to. & he was like oh that’s (blanks) brother. I was like yup that’s (blank). he was like you know him, I said kind of… then I tell him. 5 mins of silence pass. Then he goes that’s annoying af. I can’t even fight him, he does mma. welp 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

Jersey: I’m going to lick my fingers and draw a dick in your self tan.

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

Jersey: gas prices are $4.99
Me: crazy
Jersey: that’s how you start rumors, I lied to you, they are $3.49. I just have dyslexia & read it wrong
Me: See! that was me being non-discriminatory cause I believed you.

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

There’s something about this weather preventing me to go to tj maxx that does not sit right with me.

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

Other girls: you won’t do this my dad will.
Me: you won’t do this my ex boyfriend will.

🫣🤭

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

I just poked a man on fb. Pulling out the ole reliable 🙈

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

Type B behavior: I changed all the guys names in my phone to the same name. So if you aren’t FaceTiming me, just snapping me the ceiling, or just texting me..idk which one you are. Effort is really about to impress me! lol

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

My sister at 10am told me “I’m what’s wrong with the dating world rn” because I date like a dude. I told her if you want to win the game, you gotta play the game.

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

Having my ex live so close, is a mental exercise.

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

I’m a hungry hungry hippo today.

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

I am being tested. I am being sent so may tiktoks of the show my ex & used to watch. Like if I reach out, it ain’t even my fault.

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

“Do you think Chantel is interested in him?” “NO, he’s not tall enough, and doesn’t look like he’s dying” 🙈

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

My rebrand is going to be N A S T Y ❤️

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

In 2026, I see myself having a girlfriend 🩷👯‍♀️

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

Two nudes were in my Snapchat wrapped. That’s it. That’s the tweet

[☔ @Whotfismick]

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

I know for a fact I would be a bad door dasher. I for sure, would steal a couple of fries. 🍟

[Chan🖤 @chantelleig]

Why you bother me, when you know you don’t want me 🎧