chaz

you’re in my universe💗🪐🌌☮️🌞

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

my friend has an asshole cat named bart & everytime she talks about him it’s like an abusive husband. wdym it’s going to “set off” bart if you get home late

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

“What is the charge? Smoking a cigarette? A succulent outdoor cigarette?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

A Junior Doctor can buy a single sandwich for £3 in the hospital cafeteria and has to pay.

A MP can get British Beef and potato paprika goulash for £3.19 and then make you pay.

They also get free parking and Junior Doctors pay £1300.

I know who deserves a pay rise.

[cowboy stan 🤠 @spiropyran]

So let’s get this right.. if I sell some stuff on Vinted I’m a business, but if I’m a landlord with 5 properties it’s “just a hobby”?

[chaz @chantellelauri3]

@KentChungus Part 4 is just part 3 audio for me 😭

[SuMu⛈ @sumuhardy]

When I find myself rooting for Jordan and Henry.
#bbuk #bigbrotheruk

[chaz @chantellelauri3]

@Dominos_UK who punched my pizza pls?

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

• NHS Hospital Canteen: ‘Single Tuna sarnie’ costing £3.00 for nurses, paid for out of their own wage

• Houses of Parliament: ‘Rum banana tarte tatin with rum and raisin ice cream’ for the princely sum of £2.37 for MPs, paid for by you the taxpayer

Back the nurses’ pay strike

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

One in five British people still intend to vote Tory. I mean how shit do they have to be?

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Michelle Mone has a new yacht, Boris Johnson has a £6m book deal and Nadhim Zahawi's horses have centrally heated stables. But remember, you can eat for 30p a day if you batch cook.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

EGG THIEF

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

hate to see you leave but love to watch you go

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

I don't mind paying my taxes when the poor can't. But I do mind paying my taxes when the rich won't.

[Rob Galloway @DrRobgalloway]

Dear British Press,

There is nothing in Prince Harry’s autobiography as scandalous as the implosion of our NHS.

So please report on the things which are actually important

Thanks

Rob (a non spare a&e Dr)

(Please retweet if you would like the press to change their focus)

[Sam Bright @WritesBright]

A reminder that the basic MP’s salary is 30% more now than in 2010 (up from £65k to £84k)

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Tory MPs gave nurses a £1400 pay rise, then took £1300 off them by way of reintroducing staff car parking charges. And at the same time gave themselves a £2,200 pay rise on top of their free parking.

Tories don’t want the NHS. It’s that simple.

[Marvyn Harrison @Marvyn_Harrison]

1.3m people attend Notting Hill carnival and 38 people get arrested. [0.0029%]

“Nationwide headlines”

105k daily Reading and Leeds Festival and they have a 16 y/o dying from Ecstasy, 50 people were ejected for “serious disorder” [0.04%] and tents were set on fire.

Silence…

[Jiselle @jiselle_andrea_]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY