Chantelle LeeAnn

"My name is Chantelle, and I have high standards."

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

@lalaleeahhh Well you’re wrong. But I’ll forgive you 😂

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

Amazon chat associates are being extra nice to me. They must know what kind of day I'm having, because believe me, getting a second return shipping label is the least of today's worries

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

I should just use my ability to parallel park as my autism indicator.

Sorry, not available for any tasks today. My car is angled and far from the curb.

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

Today I am grateful for mothers who do extra grocery runs for safe foods, dark basements, and David Attenborough’s voice.

And that’s on autistic shutdowns after too many busy weeks 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

My boss has asked me to sell some of the clinic's unused gym equipment.

I'm getting so many ads for cable machines

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

…a dating app man sent me lunch today 🫣

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

I'm just a girl, sitting in front of a dating app, hoping it'll send her a man who will send her breakfast food at work.

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

Asking for bourbon and getting Jack should be classified as a hate crime. Because I hated it.

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

Me: Has flown through O’Hare three times
My brain: Ugh, I always forget how long the plane has to taxi in Chicago

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

When did Alexa get so needy? Yes, when I asked you what the weather was, and you gave me the weather (current & forecast), you answered my question.

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

Gonna see if a Saturday afternoon baseball nap slaps as hard as one on Sunday afternoon

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

The two very nice Nigerian man who delivered the new dryer seemed very concerned that Mom planned to disassemble the doorframe herself because there was no man in the house to help.
As if Mom and I haven’t been fixing the house ourselves for 15 years ✌🏻✌🏻

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

Waiting on a FedEx delivery

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

Oops I drank a Cutwater and tried to review charts. Imma have to leave this for tomorrow

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

I’m genuinely so grateful for the players at this roller derby event. Because I can sit in a loud, overly bright environment with my sunglasses and earplugs and NOBODY is remotely bothered by me accommodating myself.

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

Sitting in the bath with nice music and acupuncture trying to regulate my nervous system while the washer runs in the background is the funniest analogy for why I needed a bath + acupuncture right now

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

This. This is why we don’t give medium ugly guys with fish in their photos a chance.

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

Gotta love a day where you unexpectedly end up overstimulated at a medical appointment, and then you still have a bunch of random work to do, but your brain has decided to no longer process visual input

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

The bread for toast was moldy, so I’m eating a cream puff. Happy freaking Thursday.

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

@AlliAlliG You guys are getting refunds?

[Chantelle LeeAnn @chantelleylee]

In case any of you were ALSO reconsidering your policy of avoiding Pearson at all costs… got on an elevator. Narrowly avoided the bag of puke exploded on the floor.
#NeverYYZ