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retweets & music🫆

[$$$ @chanzwrldd]

no we don’t want you now!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Schools need parental permission to give your kid a fucking Tylenol, but MAGA thinks they’re secretly transitioning children behind their parents’ backs?

For fuck’s sake. Use your brain.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

a cutscene directed better than anything you'd see today

[Marq @MarqsJO]

Doesn’t work like this unfortunately. As much as they piss me off I can’t just fake care about another team. That’s not just a decision you can make. Unless you’re one of those frauds with Lakers/Yankees/Cowboys or Steelers/Ohio State in their bio’s.

[Joey O @JoeyO70]

Updated Cleveland offseason:

- Jim Schwartz rage quit
- Traded Myles Garrett
- Deshaun Watson blames fans for booing him
- Deshaun Watson starts over Shedeur Sanders
- LeBron James doesn’t come home
- Jerry Jeudy holds up #4 on TikTok Live
- Jerry Jeudy still drops passes

[CLEology @_CLEology]

The late; great Jim Donovan on #Browns Fans right to Boo (stemming from the NYJ loss at home in ‘22).

God I miss him #DawgPound

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

NFL scriptwriters cooking up the Browns’ first 3 weeks:

Week 1: Travis Hunter gets his first career INT off Deshaun Watson, then hits Shedeur’s watch celebration

Week 2: Baker Mayfield smokes the team that replaced him

Week 3: Shedeur starts home opener

[Quincy Carrier @Kwen_C]

I know Myles Garrett somewhere laughing his ass off , having a good ass day

[$$$ @chanzwrldd]

Unserious franchise man 😭

[Andrew Brandt @AndrewBrandt]

In the last 12 hours the Browns have
-named Deshaun Watson their starting QB, and
-had a player transfer to LSU.

[Everett Brock @EverettBrock88]

To any Jags fans that may be at the week 1 game. Please do us Browns fans a favor and boo Deshaun extra loud for us. Thanks in advance

[Cory @fakecorykinnan]

gonna make one of those Christmas Day paper chain link trackers we used to make in elementary school

[$$$ @chanzwrldd]

I genuinely don’t understand it

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Browns owner, March 2025:
“We took a big swing-and-miss with Deshaun. We thought we had the quarterback; we didn't.”

Browns, August 2026:
“Deshaun’s our quarteback!”

[Sir Yacht @SirYacht_]

Did not apologize once in this video but I can appreciate the absolute word salad some Browns PR person told him to say today

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Has spent the last 5 years either bad, pouting, injured, or suspended.

Openly engages and antagonizes the fan base, right after another poor showing.

Less than 48 hours later: “You’re our guy.”

Browns fans I don’t know how you do it.

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

The Browns need to bite the bullet on the Deshaun Watson trade and stop trying to convince themselves they can still get their money’s worth. He’s not good. No quarterback is for that franchise

It’s one of the worst trades in sports history. Just accept it and move on already

[Dalvinthetruth @dalvinthetruth]

Jimmy haslam a cold dude .. in one summer he has

Traded Myles Garret
Traded Giannis
Started Deshaun Watson

Jimmy don’t gaf about his fan bases 😂😂😂

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Urban watching old highlights at 1am he’s just like us

[Danny Herbert @DHerbertyinz]

@pickasidepod Did these guys start watching football in 2010? Lmao this list is pathetic

[🦅 @NeverBeenStunna]

JJ McCarty was the most obvious bust I ever seen

[NATO Jacobs, Esq. @MilesDoesntCare]

Yes. I date women

[nikoo 🇬🇷🇬🇷 @kardiackap]

I hope Travis Hunter intercepts Deshaun Watson week one hands the INT ball to Monken and tells him to play Shedeur