chaoeng

I'm a cross between Maisie Williams and Glenn Danzig. I love croutons.

[chaoeng @chaoeng]

You might be better tomorrow, but we’ll be better tonight. #scottyquotes #weetacon #weetacon2026

[chaoeng @chaoeng]

Quick. Clean. Kill. #scottyquotes #weetacon #weetacon2026

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These dino nuggets are real dinos!! #scottyquotes #weetacon #weetacon2026

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2025: the year @El_Sienko tricked everyone at @weetacon into joining his furry cult, by making us watch Hundreds of Beavers. #weetacon2025

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@crinkletalk I’ll have to tell you a story about the time I tried to coat check my shirt at a gay club in Green Bay…

[chaoeng @chaoeng]

@katiesisneros Uhhh, I’m pretty sure “reverse cribbage” is a Minnesotan sex move. Somebody is getting pegged, for sure.

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@crinkletalk @FireHatchRubs I thought you were writing an ode to those patties. “Dear brat patties, …”

[chaoeng @chaoeng]

@crinkletalk Ooooohhhh interested. I’ll have to plan a qc trip soon and let you know so we can FINALLY share a beer. It’s been forever.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Hate on the Midwest all you want but we can turn literally anything into a taco

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@johnmaddening Obviously because of your shifty eyes. Sus, but in 1993, WE SAID THE ENTIRE WORD.

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You could spit a loogie six feet, but you’ve got to have really good aim to hit a cat. #scottyquotes #weetacon2024

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@katiesisneros @timtimtimtimtim He’s moved past the ones. He’s on the ones and twos, now. They grow up so fast.

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@katiesisneros Is one for gym class?

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@Official_MDB Super stoked

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@sgigot #beansnappersforlife

[chaoeng @chaoeng]

When senior leaders keep saying “T&A” instead of “T&E”, which is travel and expense, I keep chuckling. Sorry, kids, T&A fees are going to increase next year. Hahahaha.
#corporateworld #corporatelife

[chaoeng @chaoeng]

The word is “tidbits” (or Timbits if you’re Canadian). Not “tit bits”. If you say that in a meeting, I’m NOT going to contain my shit.

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@katiesisneros @DRough1837 and I are still yelling about various scenes. So gooood.

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@johnmaddening @lucha_angel1 @TopFlight612 @DariusMartin612 My friends from Oregon moved to town and I should have introduced you to @chronalcop before last night since you were both there. In front. And on tv.

I will do that soon.

[chaoeng @chaoeng]

“This must be what NASCAR fans feel like!!!” #frauquotes #mnrd #minnesotarollerderby #legendaryroywilkinsauditorium #rollerderby