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Chaos Quotes
@Chaos_Quotes
Quotes by Chaos, with no context at all
Georgia, USA
Joined May 2017
4 Following
3.5K Followers
326 Posts
“Dude barbecue sauce reminds me of confederate soldiers crossing the lines”
“If you fuck a komodo dragon it’s still considered beastiality”
“98% of my tweets are fictional”
“After 2004 flies stopped biting people”
“Bro this tastes likes Lowe’s”
“You guys ever just wear jeans indoors, just to feel something”
Suda: “Your true colors are showing Chaos”
Chaos: “What the fuck do you mean, i’m black”
“I have this hair product I use that fucks up my mood because of the scent.”
“Who am I to say... I haven’t had sex since 2017”
“You know whats weird... Does 7pm even exist? Or does it even matter? It’s 7 pm...”
“Listen bro I haven’t had my dick sucked in 3 years, you’ll be fine”
“I used to hate bowling. But now I hate it a little.”
“Wait sanders comes tomorrow? I gotta floss.”
“Where is Roscoe Dash right now?”
“This sauce tastes how Tranium smells”
“Pussy is only good when there’s emotion attached. It’s like DLC content.”
“Melanin hurts sometimes.”
“Can’t call them bitches anymore. It’s 2017.”
“Why do we need bitches when we have VR Porn?”
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