Chaos

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Clint Eastwood's Dodge commercial inspired me.

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So I am thinking about doing some weight training. My problem is that it hurts so much.

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Man! I heard again I should go on stage. I know have a slow day where no one is laughing except me

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Okay so now I am frustrated. I consistently let women get under my skin. By the time I figure it out. They have me all worked up

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Wow! I am following Rosario Dawson. Do you think she is going to ignore me following? OMG! look at the name

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Dougherty gang caught! In this day and age they couldn't have possibly thought they were going 2 get away.

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Where are my followers? Hello?

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Evil thought: I wanted to pop a grown-ups balloon. They are for kids right?

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I feel like a Hummels hotdog int my tee

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Sleeveless shirts are not for everyone

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Lord have mercy! It is hot as the Devil's mouth down here

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I think if you go to Disney as an adult you have to play the competitive things. It is so much fun!

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Ok i am trying to workout so I have this tight Tee on. I think you can see my heart beating.

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First check in on the tweet

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If you get a deal on a 2 seater, does it mean I am going thru a mid-life crisis?

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My stomach is killing me. I should drink lactose free products. Not!

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I am trying to think of picture for Twitter Account. Hmmmmmm?

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How do you know if you are really funny?