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[out of context brasileirão @oocbrsao]

isso aqui é bizarro

[Pedro Pithan 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @pedropithan]

Caralho valeu Irã?

[edu @chaosisenough]

Português é um Latim muito, muito tardio. Eles não estão errados rsrsrsrs

[Bellmere @_Bellmere2_]

Brasileiro também não sabe

[Kaique ᵉᶜᵇ 🏎 @KaiqueBaiano_]

Torre Eiffel iluminada com as cores do Bahia na madrugada de 31/05.

O clube voltou a vencer após 8 jogos.

📹 @geglobo

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Brazilian Hell...

A man dies and goes to hell.

There, he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks,

"What do they do there?"

He is told: "First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

The man doesn't like it, so he moves on and checks out the American hell, the Russian hell and hells of other countries.

He finds that they're all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Brazilian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told: "First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Brazilian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells; so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" wonders the man.

He is told, "Because the maintenance here is so bad that the electric chair does not work. Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the Brazilian devil is a former government servant, so he just comes, signs the attendance register, and then goes to the canteen."

[edu @chaosisenough]

Transformers

[beu 🍼 @tortadegente]

Qnd vc quer assistir um filme na casa dos outros mas o filme n pode ter nudez, n pode ser performático demais, nem demorado demais, nem legendado, nem antigo demais, nem confuso, nem complexo, nem estranho, nem de terror, nem europeu, brasileiro, soviético, asiático ou africano

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

🚨AGORA

Carlo Ancelotti sugere dar um Dispositivo de Manobra Tridimensional (DMT) para Neymar se locomover durante as partidas da copa do mundo. CBF estuda se o dispositivo é permitido pela FIFA

[Leyley Lollipop 🌼 @LollipopLeyley]

"It's difficult living in Switzerland because I don't feel free to play loud music."

[homo-incelus de homem christo @thomakepmis]

Porra se matar por calculo 1 é sacanagem

[edu @chaosisenough]

@joaobruhhhh amigo, somos mamiferos

[matheus @retardedboris]

é ontologicamente impossível pegar transporte público e não se tornar gordofobico

[dyy0u @dyyyy00u]

❗️BREAKING: donk has an Israeli citizenship

Source: his old profile on a Russian social media site

[David John Schlichting 🇩🇪🇪🇺 @dazi180turtle]

Harry Kane being fouled 4 times in 10 seconds but not falling because he knows the ref will never call it, then finally being brought down as a free kick for PSG is called is a perfect end to what will be remembered as one of the most blatant cases of corruption in UEFA history.

[edu @chaosisenough]

@joaobruhhhh Koooleeeeee

[edu @chaosisenough]

O capitão da seleção brasileiro sendo humilhado em rede internacional me tira um sorriso muito grande

[peguy_tbn @peguy_tbn]

The most beautiful goal of this season

[edu @chaosisenough]

E esse bosta do marquinhos ainda é o capitão da seleção vsfffff

[njdeprê - marlon @njdmarlon]

Luis Diaz humilhou o Marquinhos pqp

golaço do crl

[#freeBontempo @emersin6]

vão tentar te convencer que esse esporte é o mesmo que Santos e San Lorenzo vão praticar as 19h

[Misssgestalt @misssgestalt]

Das muss mal gesagt werden

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Luis Enrique: “I've never seen such an intensity and physical level. We have to congratulate everyone”.

“We deserved to win, we deserved to draw and we deserved to lose today. It was a fantastic game”.