Him Chimpsky

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[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

At least Icarus flew.

[Ian McMillan, CMT @the_chart_life]

Listen, I’m a big “the index is the index” guy, but they are openly looting the coffers.

This is 100% fraud.

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

When the girl at the gym you’ve been calling Dua Lipa says “Ya know, I have a name”

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

I hope my email finds you with a blank check and in dire need of my solution

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

I didn’t die, just been locked in.

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

Giveon sounds exactly like what I imagine a black angel sounds like

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

Garmin should track a morning wood score 🤷‍♂️

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

This WBC is brutal at least show us the spicy Latinas cheering

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

@Mike_kim714 Saturday!!! I live in Tampa.

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

@JeffPassan Good to know I’m 3 outs behind

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

Can we start calling Canada Norther Dakota

[Garcia @GarciaCap]

⚔️ Anduril founder @PalmerLuckey responds to Trump’s statements criticizing defense companies for having priorities in the wrong place:

"I think it's a perfectly fair criticism. Defense companies are unique in that they make almost all of their money straight out the wallet of the taxpayer."

"people say, 'Palmer this unfair to Anduril because it's not gonna hit you.' You know why it's not gonna hit us? because we ARE delivering on time, because we ARE staying on budget, and if that's unfair competition...I deserve to win."

"I'm not a fan of passing the buck...if [an employee] comes to me 'under my leadership…we have never ever hit the promises we made for our customers' You know what their new job title would be? Fired.”

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[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

@Mike_kim714 Any day!! 3 tickets !

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

@doctorfollowill Unreal setlist. That was awesome.

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

LENGTH AND GIRTH ARE IMPORTANT

…In password strength. Use 12+ digits AND special characters to be safe.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Was this study called The Wealth of Nations (1776) by Adam Smith?

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

@RobbyBerger BLOCKED PUNT. POST AGAIN BOBBY BOY.

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Assistant chief counsel for ICE is a guy who posts literal Hitler praise content.

Not like the exaggerated "omg literally Hitler" trope, but literally, in the literal sense of the word.

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

Jerome Powell is a true, American hero.

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: https://t.co/5dfrkByGyX

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

Aaron Rodgers somewhere cackling

[Him Chimpsky @chaostheery]

Death, taxes, and Mike Tomlin winning 10 games.