the once and future rat king🥀

sleep all day. party all night. never grow old. never die. 🦇he/him🦇

[the once and future rat king🥀 @chaostumes]

ah, so u persecute the sabbat just because they have different beliefs? do tell. (the prince gets mad at me) sorry. im sorry. im trying to remove it

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they hate seeing a soft spoken white boy experiencing tranquility

[the once and future rat king🥀 @chaostumes]

the Uber driver pulls up to my destination and I ask “so what happens to me now?”

[Shelbi Blackstone @SoulSoupCEO]

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

[the once and future rat king🥀 @chaostumes]

@vaneinaction HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!

[hingo🫡 @hingo]

10 years ago millennial listen to “modest mouse” now they cannot even afford a “modest house”

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

The sun is actually like this forever now. Because you smoked weed

[the once and future rat king🥀 @chaostumes]

I love selling stuff on eBay, I am nothing if not a purveyor of wares

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

anyone notice that bad things weigh upon you forever and good things don't even count??

[the once and future rat king🥀 @chaostumes]

@vaneinaction this is my religious trauma anthem https://t.co/7687XFaw8I

[pixel 👾 @trustyousaid]

“omg gerard is vaping :(((“ where do you think they get the chemicals to put in the romance

[the once and future rat king🥀 @chaostumes]

@ohnocarlos @lorem_ipsum_xvi And when you ask what is punk rock and they only name bands from the 80s like oh I’m sorry I didn’t know punk died in 1990

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

I will stop using lol as punctuation as soon as they come up with a punctuation mark that conveys my need to be liked

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

I want to M Y P U S S Y
kill myself I N B I O

[the once and future rat king🥀 @chaostumes]

When Hozier said “though I’ve handled the wood, I still worship the flame” I really felt that

[the once and future rat king🥀 @chaostumes]

@aliferouxs This cosplay is so good!

[The guy that sing @AlexJayeSINGER]

I watch this more than any other show