JADE AUGUSTUS is an elaborate series of puzzles hidden inside of regular household objects.
JADE AUGUSTUS is a choose-your-own-lobotomy book.
JADE AUGUSTUS is a radio frequency that causes you to vomit blood.
yr in MAH WHEELHOUSE NAOW!!!!
PREPARE 2 B VAPORIZED!!!!! XD XD >:D
@YourIncubae for all my isolation, i would've done far better if i was raised in my ancestral home
i yearn to return to the ozarks constantly
the impetus is on me to develop many of the skills necessary to survive the future
skills that are infinitely more difficult to learn as an adult
@diditcuzican I suspect IQ plays a big part
if you weren't all that intelligent to begin with, you get filtered very easily. it's the reason machine elves are racist
@YourIncubae yuppppppp
if you wanna know why i'm the way i am, i grew up almost exclusively in towns like this (and even in the brief period of time i lived in a nice neighborhood, i was very isolated and prevented from roaming. guardians were petrified of stranger danger)
so i've beaten the game ostensibly, but there's a treasure trove of codes and secrets left over. there's definitely a whole segment of the game left that i'm gonna have to get through to get the "true ending"
i'm fairly confident i just got the normal ending
Every other required book in middle school was like
- Native american bitch gets her period
- Middle east bitch gets her period
- Black family gets tricked
- Holocaust book about jews
- Holocaust book about jews
- Mexican family gets tricked
- Holocaust bitch gets her period
a static screenshot wont show it but almost every map in this game has a scrolling parallax background; every single one of them is downright nauseating
some things i've learned about magic unfolding:
1) grinding is mandatory and the game makes it more difficult than it should be
2) items to restore MP only drop rarely from certain enemies
3) this game wants to break you and i will not let it