Mommy's Chaotic Life

Mommy of 2. Toddler 5/12 newborn 12/13 one of each. New to twitter world

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#MASKUP THREAD

If someone asks: What's the evidence for mask wearing? Here is a list of *SEVENTY* papers, including reviews/meta-analysis and individual studies, in reverse chronological order. Includes 31 from 2020 alone (!!). META = meta-analysis or systematic review.

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@DaStayHomeMomma how old is she?

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@DaStayHomeMomma her back in her room and eventually she got it.

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@DaStayHomeMomma oh man that's tough! We had a hard time the first couple of days with the light trick but I stayed consistent with putting

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@DaStayHomeMomma I plugged a night light into one of those kitchen timers. My daughter wasn't allowed to get up until the light came on.

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Husband is home for the next week!!!

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Went to @Target to return something and didn't walk around the store. Who am I?

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So many errands to do today. Have to get ready to head down south!

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@mommarazzi_ once he got older and we tried to introduce it he got rashes on his face and then diarrhea with bad diaper rash.

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@mommarazzi_ how old is your baby. Mine had blood in his stool and very green frothy poops when he was about 6 weeks on.

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I love seeing my man do dishes! That's some mommy porn right there. https://t.co/a9mQrhlNZ9

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@DownHomeMama me too!

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@DownHomeMama my kids were doing this the other day!

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@EastCoastSassy we get a babysitter at least once a month. Also put the kids to bed at 7 so we have plenty of time together in the pm.

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Success at the pool. The kids did great and had a blast.

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Pool day with 3 kids, I got this!

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My son won't stop stripping himself and peeing/pooping in his crib! 😩

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Target employee why are you in the family restroom when I have to take both of my KIDS in there?!?!

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Something bit my leg. It's red, swollen, hot and looks like a bullseye. 😩

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They just broke her water so hopefully things speed up a bit.