chaotic idiot

living my fantasy, it’s called asexual and the city

[chaotic idiot @chaoticcidiot]

my children being absolutely magical little beings in my gay little house.

[chaotic idiot @chaoticcidiot]

here's some Omeprazole to keep u from getting nauseous! but heads up a side effect of Omeprazole is...that's right, nausea !!

[Leanne 🤮 @shutupleanne]

Red onions are clearly fucking purple

[chaotic idiot @chaoticcidiot]

@tayrilivia thats a real person. lol

[bug girl @buggirl]

hey so i think it’s less of a “male loneliness” epidemic and more of a “young men becoming nazis at a concerningly high rate” epidemic

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

people who say "well trump was president in 2016 you'll live 🤓" do not realize tens of thousands of people died because he downplayed a pandemic and women today are dying because of the 3 supreme court justices he appointed

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[chaotic idiot @chaoticcidiot]

pip was NOT stoked about the rain.

[mars ᢉ𐭩 @horanluvbot]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[chaotic idiot @chaoticcidiot]

how am i supposed to have original creative thoughts? I've been watching new girl, broad city and pen15 on a loop for roughly five years

[jynx @jynxbby]

that’s not my girl bestie that’s my platonic wife

[tracy rosenthal @tracyrosenthal_]

new plan tho

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

it sure helps