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Wild food. Mycology. I identify as a menace to society.

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@123itsmeMary @doctora_nature …what exactly does she think “Afro” means? sounds like she’s not very connected to her Latin culture or she’d actually understand the unique racial issues that exist throughout Latin America. 🤦

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@ominouslozenge @fun_g4l it’s definitely not T. alboater — stipe is too long and there appears to be a volva, thought I can’t tell. More pics are needed to confirm an ID.

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i do not ever think about the roman empire but i probably do think about the american chestnut every day

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all i want is a single weekend at home in perfect silence to process my chestnuts and read novels

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@blackforager @shelly35160 do… do they think you’re calling the actual PLANTS racist?

oh my god

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@the_cats_meowww @amalaekpunobi what’s insane is how women like you think criticizing a Black woman’s aesthetic choices instead of learning from her expertise makes them appear Not Racist somehow 🙄

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@amalaekpunobi dear god some of you are dense. are any of you capable of researching instead of reacting? i know hearing the word “racism” makes you feel icky inside but like, examine that with your inside thoughts. 🤦

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@probablynemo @blackforager gosh and golly, people get so helpless when they don’t want to learn, don’t they

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hey racists of twitter i need you to leave @blackforager tf alone — literally do a google. like ONE SINGLE GOOGLE of the term “botanical racism.” sources galore. your butts are on display and it’s NOT CUTE. learn something, ya toenails.

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@probablynemo @blackforager nobody is gonna miss you, nemo

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@thealerion77 @hankgreen considering that Hank’s Razor states that “anything that could be influenced by socioeconomic status, probably is,” I think he would likely agree.

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@Komaniecki_R Work on your communication skills! Being able to communicate will make you a better performer, researcher, composer, conductor, everything. Also: don’t fall for the “asshole=genius” myth. Be kind, courteous, and supportive of your peers.

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when you get recognized in a store and the person remarks to their friend “damn she’s bigger than i would have guessed” like girlie some thoughts can STAY inside thoughts

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@Planthropology_ you will not regret your investment sir

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sometimes i wonder why i’m on social media when i could just open a tiny lil small batch gelateria with a rotating menu of foraged flavors

anyone wanna bankroll this dream

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internet stranger: yeah we don’t have chicken of the woods where i live
me: oh really, where do you live?
IS: Cincinnati
me: …yeah, the best COW we have in the midwest is literally Laetiporus CINCINNATUS

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ICWA STANDS!!!!!

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one of the fun things about packing up and moving is rediscovering all the cool things you forgot about, like this piece of coral i found in Guna Yala last summer

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just sobbing in my car listening to @gracebaldridge nbd