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[Paledi Mothapo @Paledian]

BREAKING NEWS:

President Cyril Ramaphosa will announce 7th administration cabinet following negotiations with GNU partners at some point this year.

[QaSIMP @chaoticqasim]

My toxic trait is thinking about what size IV I can get into a persons vein while shaking their hand.

[QaSIMP @chaoticqasim]

Brb, I’m Just waiting for makro to deliver my 10 MacBooks and 5 coffee machines.

[Andrew Feinstein @andrewfeinstein]

Sanity from the International Court of Justice - now the world, especially the US, UK & EU - must ensure Israel complies: stops genocidal actions & inciting such actions NOW

[Andrew Feinstein @andrewfeinstein]

Trafalgar Square Ceasefire Now

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

The case against Israel for the crime of genocide is absolutely devastating.

It's been filed by South Africa, and it presents a terrifying body of evidence to justify the claim.

I've gone through the document to explain what it says - and why the world must know about it.

[QaSIMP @chaoticqasim]

@FatimaSakoor It’s honestly a problem

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Daemon Targaryen every episode.

[The Herald NMB @HeraldNMB]

Nelson Mandela University’s Madibaz Debating Union, which ranks among the best in Southern Africa, is giving back to the community by honing the public speaking skills of Eastern Cape debaters at high school level. https://t.co/oyQ5i2ytHX

[QaSIMP @chaoticqasim]

Complaining about the petrol price is my personality trait.

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@zamdada So that's where my shoes went .

[QaSIMP @chaoticqasim]

Came to Twitter becuse my Instagram feed is filled with pictures of people instead of memes 😴

[QaSIMP @chaoticqasim]

Tiktok transitions are the new Instagram posts.

[QaSIMP @chaoticqasim]

@FaizaanGani Twitter been dead since the butter chicken drama

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@zamdada You still have to answer questions on the brachial plexus from Kiev.

[QaSIMP @chaoticqasim]

@_yaseera_1 It's all fun and games till you pull up your handbreak to fast and give your passenger a concussion.

[QaSIMP @chaoticqasim]

Parallel parking is easier then ally docking.

[QaSIMP @chaoticqasim]

@chhayaayesha Just blue tick people

[QaSIMP @chaoticqasim]

Netflix needs a comment section.