‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀↬ 𝓢𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. ⠀⠀

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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‍ ⠀ 𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂𝒉 𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔.‧ ₊˚✩

a literate && descriptive portrayal of an original fandomless character.
performer. singer. queen of scandalous headlines. the pr team’s nightmare.
banter/sl. ships with chem. 21+, mdni.

ρҽɳɳҽԃ Ⴆყ #ҽɳყσ~
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[kait 🌈 @kaitnotcake]

the second best thing a man can do with his mouth is eat pussy. the first is shutting the fuck up

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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it’s a date .
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[— 𝓐𝐋𝐅𝐈𝐄. @ofhisownmind]

sounds good. see you there in an hour?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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our usual spot ?
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[— 𝓐𝐋𝐅𝐈𝐄. @ofhisownmind]

you have, hm?

wanna grab a drink, then?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

⠀
… it’s good .
been missing yah .
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[— 𝓐𝐋𝐅𝐈𝐄. @ofhisownmind]

hi han,

so do you. how’s everything?

[‎ً @redarrws]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

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ᅠ⠀

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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hi, al .
you’re looking good .
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[— 𝓐𝐋𝐅𝐈𝐄. @ofhisownmind]

oh ?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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your favorite diva is back .
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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okay, not as likable anymore .
we had a good fifteen minutes, though .
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[ELIAS @EatYourYovng]

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ㅤㅤㅤsorry but she's hardly ever wrong. she's a pro at the whole public image thing !ㅤ
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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ew, don’t take shay’s side in this .
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[ELIAS @EatYourYovng]

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ㅤㅤㅤdunno. there's kids getting pregnant & like a shit ton of diseases going around these days. Shay knows what she's doing. still sucks tho I know.
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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fuck that shit ,
it’s just sex, i can still be a good example for the youngsters .
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[ELIAS @EatYourYovng]

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ㅤㅤㅤsuppose celebrities are like an example for vulnerable kids and shit. it's unfair yeah, but sadly the reality.
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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i just don’t see the big deal.
it’s 2026, we shouldn’t shame women for having some damn fun every now and then .
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[ELIAS @EatYourYovng]

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ㅤㅤㅤyeah thanks ! took ages to get to this place in life.

you gotta learn to be more discreet. there's ways to fuck around without anyone finding out. . . rumours about me started when I was 19 but that shit started way before my 18th bday. kept it secret tho.

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

@NOTDlZZY .enyo

listen he will always be the love she’ll never get over

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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friendly reminder that the best way to get over someone is to get under me .

or however the saying goes .
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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that’s great, really. you deserve that .

same old. commitment isn’t my thing, exactly. i prefer the no strings attached—arrangements … though i fear shay might cut me off soon if i land another frontpage .
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[ELIAS @EatYourYovng]

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ㅤㅤㅤthanks ! I'm the happiest I've ever been. I think having kids & Marceline healed something in me. life's good to me these days.

how've you been by the way ?ㅤ
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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don’t worry, elias .
i have no intention of trying to get you in bed with me. good for you though for thriving in the family life .
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[ELIAS @EatYourYovng]

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ㅤㅤㅤback then I probably would've jumped into bed with you if you weren't my best mate's girl really.

I'm a changed man now tho. 100% devoted to my wife and kids.
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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i said i’d fuck you back in the days too ,
but it would have been weird with zeno around .
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[ELIAS @EatYourYovng]

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ㅤㅤㅤ surprised you didn't see it before. I like to think I'm quite appealing in general. (⚆_⚆)
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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hi .
you’re hot .
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[𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺✩𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 @NOTDlZZY]

mhm, kinda.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ડ𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓. @chaoticscandals]

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did i forget to start with that ?
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[𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺✩𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 @NOTDlZZY]

hello to you too