Lee Chapman

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@Dananndunlop Of course its scripted! Every public speaker in the world uses scripts in pre-recorded messages!

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@EmilyLovett93 Hmm I'm not entirely sure about that!

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@EmilyLovett93 Well you do sound rather posh to be fair...

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@JamTarts @EASPORTSFIFA Uche!

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

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For your chance to win, simply RT and reply with the name of the Hearts player you'd like to sign your copy! ✍️

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@Dananndunlop They cant organise the withdrawal from a 40odd year union and you think sturgeon can do it for a 300+ one?

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

It's definitely aliens at Gatwick, no footage and army deployed in a british city? Yep that's aliens #GatwickDrones #TheTruth

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@AskPS_UK any ides on time scale for a fix? It's been nearly 24 hour now and my limited gaming time is a wasting

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@AskPS_UK Np-31928-3 for me as well tried all the fixes listed for previous tweets, just going to assume the servers are down

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@ScotRail one toilet on the entire train from Queen street to Bathgate and it does not work, guantanamo bay residents are allowed a functioning toilet but not the paying customer

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

It wasn't successful! #ThisIsTheEnd #RunToTheHills

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

Tea has been brewed, crisis has been averted for now #ThisCantGoOn

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

An hour and a half without power and the engineers are getting restless #HowLongCanWeGoOn

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@DownloadFest told to camp in gold now there's 200+ people not allowed to camp getting wet with nowhere to go disgrace!!

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@snakebitewright new possible entrance music?

https://t.co/h3j85BHNYS

[West Ham United @WestHam]

RT 🔁 to win a signed @pablo_zabaleta shirt!

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@robinince If I have a stick a light year long and push one end, does the other end move instantly and break the speed of light or take a yr

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@TrexTapeUK bought to repair a gazebo and your tape could repair the relationship between north and south Korea #FerociouslyStrong

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

'You know your disabled when your legs don't work' #ThingsYouHearOnATrain

[Lee Chapman @chapapay]

@Lyndsay_XoXo I know you'll be having an amazing time and all but no hot water OR toilet paper? I couldn't deal with that!