Austin Chapman

Cardinals. Cowboys. Dad. It isn’t a ghost runner. It’s a zombie runner.

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

He chews gum and crushes baseballs. Guess what? He’s all out of gum.

[Zach Silver @zachsilver]

The second-longest tracked home run of Tyler O'Neill's career -- 451 feet

bro so hot rn

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@tedcruz Oh no! The president isn’t being helped?!

[cardinalsgifs @cardinalsgifs]

players who high-five the bat boy are the coolest

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@MLBaseball_Live We’d have* complained

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@TimMitch13 I’m down on him too. It would be different if his defense wasn’t also rating as worse than before. And man, when I see Church Ron a home run and Scott look like crap at the wall, you feel that.

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@ShepHarrisLake @PontoonDavis Strike! Even if it’s a ball, he’s got to stay. Didn’t try to get out of the way.

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@BTCBreadMan You’re in charge. The end. wtf?

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@cigarmike Your mom. #stlcards

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@jmjones Jeff, I don’t pitch today. If the big club needs a fresh arm, I can help out.

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@jmjones I’m not saying there is a better candidate, but Walker is struggling too much right now to be a cleanup hitter.

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@STL_Stats_Facts I don’t recall the specifics now. But Bernie had data to backup that he can’t hit offspeed at all right now.

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[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@sciencegirl A trashcan for the beans

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@ilona_maher This is my girlfriend. We’re trying to watch you play rugby in Kansas City today. Are you in the building?!

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@thekccurrent @cpkcstadium When do the gates open now?

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@cpkcstadium When do the gates open now?

[Dani Wexelman @DaniWex]

aliens, come get me pls.

[Austin Chapman @chapcrap]

@KareemSSN His range is good, but I question his throws