John Kaaihue III

I'm the surprise in a cracker jack box, you really don't know what you're going to get.

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

@Janina Moggarela

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

i smell change in the air

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

bad decisions make good stories

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

@NathanFillion but what if the ringtone was the theme song to firefly?

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

@MzMonopoly02 relax girly, the angrier you get, the stupider people get. breathe in, breathe out then flip the finger :)

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

while i at work, i really don't want to hear your life story, shut your mouth and do your job so i can do mine

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

i wonder how long it takes to get fitted for a straight jacket?

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@MzMonopoly02 sup cuz! so are we like the only cool ones who know about twitter?

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

INSTALLING RAPTURE.
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Error 404: Rapture not found. Armageddon Failed, please recalculate date.

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

Watched final #SGU last night. Sad to see it go but fitting to end with Eli, almost like the whole ride was his story

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

@theaarondouglas the bottom text should read "i was to busy filling out bin Laden's death certificate"

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

@theaarondouglas isn't it hanging above bush jr's fireplace as a souvenir?

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

England, we will see your wedding and we will raise you a funeral #osama

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

Time to recolor some bodies and trees. First paintball game is on

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

@PatrickGilmore don't you mean who mrs. obama is nailing? i mean, to claim the president is doing it so clinton era

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

@theaarondouglas count me in, i mean, it's not like we're gonna live forever lol

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

yea, it may look nice out. but after spending the last 1.5 hours a 140ft in the air on a tower, you perspective changes

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

@Janina give in to your dark side. just don't forget popcorn

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

@BrianJacobSmith after watching this weeks episode, i think a great spin would be that the crew of destiny were the ancients

[John Kaaihue III @chapel1877]

When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half!