DAMIEN 🦍🦍

Catholic, Civil Engineer, Music, Love and Football 💙 Mangez bien, riez souvent, aimez beaucoup

[HUMPHREY TIPS @Okechukwu_odd]

I hate this man with all my heart

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Marriage is not "I found a perfect person."

It is "I found a person I can correct and tolerate, and who can correct and tolerate me, without both of us packing a bag every week."

Perfection in marriage is an illusion.

Because you're married to your "best enemy".

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

It's when you get to your 30+ as a woman, and you do not have any man that will ask you:

"How are you doing my baby?"

And it's when you get to 35+ as a man, and you do not have any woman that will ask you:

"How are you doing my darling?"

He is not asking you that because he wants to sleep with you, but because he genuinely cares for you.

She's not asking you that because she wants to bill you or tell you her family problems, but because she genuinely cares about you.

That is when you'd realize how important it is to have your own man or woman that you'll call your spouse.

As you grow older in life, you'll grow lonelier.

Your mates, friends, siblings, colleagues will not sacrifice their family time because of you.

You'll find yourself making friends with people you naturally wouldn't want to be friends with because you're lonely.

It doesn't matter if you have all the money in the world.

Your money will only help you mask your misery to those who are close to you because of your money.

They'll continue to milk from you and giving you a faux sense of happiness.

If you sleep with different women, you'll be happy.

But after they leave, you'll feel dirty and empty.

And vice versa.

You need your own person.

You cannot do this life alone until you die.

Even if you do, you'll die unhappy and perhaps, unfulfilled.

End.

[Astra 💫 @GideonToba]

Happy Labor Day Canada!
May we not work without enjoying the fruits of labor, may bills not overwhelm our hardwork!

[Peace @TimeyinI]

🇨🇦 TORONTO → MAJOR CANADIAN CITIES 🚗
Non stop driving.

Toronto → Hamilton: 70 km | ~1 hr
Toronto → London: 190 km | ~2 hrs
Toronto → Ottawa: 450 km | ~5 hrs
Toronto → Montréal: 500–550 km | ~5.5 hrs
Toronto → Québec City: ~800 km | ~9 hrs
Toronto → Halifax: ~1,800 km | ~18 hrs
Toronto → Winnipeg: ~2,100 km | ~22 hrs
Toronto → Regina: ~2,700 km | ~27 hrs
Toronto → Saskatoon: ~2,900 km | ~29 hrs
Toronto → Calgary: ~3,400 km | ~35 hrs
Toronto → Edmonton: ~3,500 km | ~36 hrs
Toronto → Vancouver: ~4,400 km | ~45+ hrs

You can literally drive for almost 2 DAYS and still be in Canada. 😂🇨🇦

Canada is MASSIVE!

[Jenny @jenny_frimp]

It took me 30 hours to crochet a portrait of Erling Haaland, inspired by his new look.🧶❤️

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Next September, 2027 at this exact time, you will be standing in the places you used to dream about. Living your most beautiful rich life. Send this to yourself.

[Ifeoluwa @withifeoluwa]

Passing this phone to someone who will have a reason to sing “Tobechukwu” before this year runs out. God will answer that prayer.

[lynk @lynk0x]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always workout for you.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

sept, oct, nov & dec will be so good to youuuuuuu

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Not a single bad day in September! claiming it and receiving it! 🎀

[Chychy @James315389]

My boyfriend was playing FIFA 26 online against some random guy. He was using a headset and probably forgot to mute it.

My boyfriend was 3–0 up at halftime when he suddenly heard him say, “If I win, will you sleep over?”
The girl replied, “Yes… but you won’t win.” 😂😭
At that point, my boyfriend knew what he had to do.
He let bro come back and win 5–3. He had to do it for the culture. 😂🤝🏿

[juicybaby4life 💧 @Juicybabylove1]

15 years of childlessness 😭😭 I'm finally a mother💃My 2.5kg and 2.7k Twins baby arrived safely this morning - UNIQWE says

A big congratulations 🎉👏🏼🎉🎉🎉 i

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“Did i force you to take my message?”
“Did i force you to be ashawo?”
“Did i force any of you??”

See ehn, some of you women will learn by force since you don’t have sense.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Chelsea reach verbal agreement to sign Emiliano Martínez, HERE WE GO! 🔵🇦🇷

Club to club agreement with Aston Villa on fee worth £7.5m for permanent move.

Dibu gave green light to #CFC yesterday and clubs agreed on terms today, as @TeleFootball reported.

[aether @bluewdrift]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you.

So live a little.

[🫧 @sijuagain]

owning a business nobody knows you're the owner of >>>

[aether @bluewdrift]

my life changed the moment I heard someone say that working out should be a celebration of what your body can do, not punishment for what you ate

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

You will CRYYYYYY in SEPTEMBER not because someone hurt you, but because God answered your prayers. Affirm Yes!

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

If this kind woman toast me I go report to my wife, my in-laws, my landlord and the police.