Madison

this is my diary of high thoughts. pls leave.

[bigsock @biggersocks]

me when they showed Anne Hathaway

[Madison @chappedlips__]

I have two wolves inside of me and one’s a Kansas Citian and the other is a Gaylor

[Madison @chappedlips__]

@kenibooryan @nyjets @Chiefs I’m sooooo happy for you boo😍😍😍🫶

[Madison @chappedlips__]

Olivia Rodrigo is doing a lot for the purple girl community, and I don’t think it’s talked about enough.

[Madison @chappedlips__]

Me when I smoke weed at social events

[Britt💞 @brittt1322]

Retweet if you had better seats to the eras tour than Karlie Kloss has

[Madison @chappedlips__]

Hoodwinked walked so knives out could run

[Madison @chappedlips__]

Accidentally stumbled upon my Twitter drafts…. not one, but two drafts dedicated to Nicole Kidman AMC commercial. Heartbreak really does feel good in a place like this

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Today’s job market combines the abusiveness of 1900s jobs and uselessness of 2000s jobs. Somebody will be like “I do growth onboarding for a cupcake company that has a compliment on every wrapper.” And you’ll be like “oh that sounds fun” and they’ll be like “actually they hit us”

[sarah 🎀 @sarahlovesthat]

we used to be a proper country….

[gaychel @coochieflop]

taking too long in the bar bathroom not bc I'm doing drugs but bc I'm reading all the writing on the walls and reflecting on how it represents the beauty and complexity of humanity

[Madison @chappedlips__]

Just one-upped lasts years homophobic act during pride month. I got hit by a car while driving my moped to KC Pride. The universe does not want me to be gay.

[Madison @chappedlips__]

Getting laid off on the last day of pride feels pretty homophobic to me

[Madison @chappedlips__]

Taylor Swift took her personal life out of hiding for 1 month and y’all jumping on every headline. Smh. She gonna go back if y’all don’t start acting cool about it.

[Jessie Goetzinger @southernsgothic]

can i say the same

[Madison @chappedlips__]

I’m happy y’all asked.
So I have 3 brothers and we are all born on the 13th of dif months. Crazy right!?
it became a fam # for us. 3 of us have tattoos about it. My moms tattoo accidentally got cancer in it, so half of it’s gone now, but dont worry, she got a new one anyways!!!

[Madison @chappedlips__]

Me and my entire family anytime birthdays are brought up

[Taylor Swift News @blessedswifty]

‼️ | @TaylorSwift13 on ‘13’:

— “I'm very annoying about a lot of things in my life but the thing I'm most annoying about is the number 13.”

[Madison @chappedlips__]

Having a gay brother and a fem gf consists of me calling one of them after my workout to try and hangout and they are both already at my house playing cooking mama together.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey boss sorry i can’t come in for a while i’m celebrating toyotathon with my family