brando

i only hang with pretty boys

[jár @jarodzsz]

lorde lolla set just healed 47 ancestral wounds i didn't even know i had

[eri @gyozaskirt]

When i start tweeting more, that’s when you know my life not going so well

[brando @chappedwong]

i been saying

[:3 @bisxeaul]

one year since i started working a corporate job post grad and it honestly does take the life out of u in a lot of ways i can’t do this for 40 years no shade

[brando @chappedwong]

summer is such a gimmick

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

“How was work?” Never ask a victim how he was molested.

[brando @chappedwong]

why did spongebob have a panty raid episode

[brando @chappedwong]

omg work is literally gay

[Pubity @pubity]

Malaysia's Minister of Religious Affairs has sparked international backlash for claiming too much work 'turns you gay'.

He believes that severe overwork and stress leads you toward an "LGBTQ+ lifestyle".

[maybe not @here2daygone2mm]

my coworker be losing his fucking mind bro LMAOOOO what is this

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

[brando @chappedwong]

working is so boring and gay

[brando @chappedwong]

back when i was job hunting my mom was so stressed she went to see a vietnamese psychic 😂😂

[brando @chappedwong]

40 more years...

[brando @chappedwong]

@Dexerto $300 my ass

[brando @chappedwong]

@linyenwin they're honorary spartans

[brando @chappedwong]

a loss for Norway is a loss for Greensboro 😔😔

[brando @chappedwong]

i hate my life i've been a fan of haaland since last week

[dopamine @dopamine273]

seems to be a glitch on instagram rn where the hoes don't message you back, hoping for a patch soon

[brando @chappedwong]

i wish smoking actually felt good

[7ed🇰🇿 @the_cooler_7ed]

мы с подругой так и сделали в отпуске😎

[brando @chappedwong]

@jadynrubiejune @holzawn 😠😠