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For someone with such an intense need to be liked, you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.

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@TRobinsonNewEra A fighting age male, seeking refuge in a foreign country without taking his family with him. And he wants the British taxpayer to foot the bill. You couldn't make it up.

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@miket8282 @aravosis Weird that you didn't answer my very simple question tbh

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@miket8282 @aravosis Assume you've seen the videos where he didn't pull his gun, or threaten anyone then?

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@DHSgov Imagine writing this tweet and then not immediately killing yourself. Honestly, if you're the person that wrote this tweet and you read this: kill yourself. I'm not joking. Hang yourself tonight. Just get on with it. The world would be a better place without you in it.

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@miket8282 @aravosis Why was he killed?

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By the way, if anyone here works for ICE... Kill yourself. You are Satan's little helpers. This is no joke. And you're like, "There's a joke coming". There's no joke coming. Fucking kill yourselves. Rid the world of your evil machinations. Hang yourself. Seriously. Do it tonight.

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@CTID326376 @stephhoughton2 Go back and look at it again. Pope has leapt forward and Haaland although level with the last defender, is clearly ahead of the keeper. Offside.
Quite why it took VAR 5 mins to check it when it could be seen in 5 seconds I'll never know.

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How time flies. Feels like just yesterday that I was in my thirties.

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@CJon1948 @basilthegreat Political prisoners tend not to admit their guilt

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@ChaseSupportUK My app (android) hasn't updated the balance in days and the home screen is constantly stuck on loading. Is this a known issue?

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@paulsimpson986 @NoContextHumans Weird question to ask, when you could have just Googled it.

https://t.co/IYUDZa58n4

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@SteveTurne22997 @AyoCaesar Did the wife take the kids in the divorce, Steve?

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@DebLaughton @IsabelOakeshott @welshrefcouncil It is not true.

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Feels like just yesterday it was 2024

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@OfficialFPL John Lukic, rolling back the years.

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@djjordan23uk @BootsUK A fully grown adult, standing in the street and taking a photograph of himself sticking a finger up to a random shop front. Because of a TV advert?

Weird behaviour tbh. Cringe.

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@BelfastBlue1 @SkyNews You're talking about refugees and asylum seekers, which are not the same as migrants.

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@BelfastBlue1 @SkyNews Did you know that migrants have a net benefit to the economy and help to reduce national defecits and debt?

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@187DZA @SkyNews @Keir_Starmer Did you know that most foreign visitors are charged 150% cost for using the NHS?