Nick C.

[Nick C. @Chaps33]

Just hopping on Twitter to see how my last retweet from election night 2016 aged..

[Nick C. @Chaps33]

@bryanKsilva @ashpat12 I'll admit. Not great.

[Nick C. @Chaps33]

@bryanKsilva @ashpat12 Dribble dribble up and down
The ball flies up towards the rim
@AdamPssscht has broke the backboard

[Colin Jost @ColinJost]

America is Tom Sawyer right now watching its own funeral

[The Domonique Foxworth Show @FoxworthShow]

This will forever be known as LeBron's "Hairline" game.

[Bill Mc7 @BillMc7]

Any chick that has less than 8 pillows on her bed is a dude.

[Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw]

Kristen Stewart is out in the parking lot building a fire in a garbage can

[ashley @AshFrieds]

Sometimes I say "we're gonna do the" instead of "we'd like the" in a restaurant and I want to say that I know, and I'm sorry

[karl hess @karlhess]

In five years everything will either be a Chipotle or a picture of a cat.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Seven of the 10 greatest moments of my life were pieces of the pizza I just ate.

[Colin Jost @ColinJost]

Those "discount double-check" ads have set America back a generation.

[Josh Comers @joshcomers]

Can't tell whether I'm sick or this is just how I'm supposed to feel from here on out.

[Gary Parrish @GaryParrishCBS]

Bryce Harper just swung at a pitch that was actually a lob for Blake Griffin.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just noticed that Jim Lehrer has no whites in his eyes. #Discuss

[The Domonique Foxworth Show @FoxworthShow]

From now on, when football analysts say "crazier things have happen" they will be referring to today.

[Nick C. @Chaps33]

Based off what I have observed in UVUs computer science building -- code red certainly isn't at any risk of becoming hip. @ashpat12

[Tom Papa @tompapa]

Marriage is an ongoing process of solving someone else's computer problems over the phone.

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

I used to think it showed more respect to the dentist to not brush before going. Like, "Im not gonna try to fool you. This is me."