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my burner naruto account 🥳 this account is an outlet for my thoughts

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what i’ve been sayin

[葱 @00_ukemum]

“naruto’s obviously the alpha”
the alpha in question:

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@akatsukipill this is kiba coded to me

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Is your profile pic naruto because of how deeply attracted you are to sasuke because why is a man posting this 😭

[drea 🕵️‍♂️ @stickernatron]

ragebait used to be believable

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modern au where sasuke tries to break up and naruto threatens to kill himself

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not saying the potency is irrelevant because it’s certainly a huge portion of it but you can make many pairings devoted to each other, and if the characters dont have an interesting setup it’s just not as good

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it’s not even the potency of the relationship or the obsession with each other that makes sns so good it’s their characters too and how their personalities mesh bc i feel like you can put them in any AU and i’ll be sat

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sns is a ship for girls who grew up choosing new series to consume based on “top 10 movie/anime/tv/book couples of all time” lists

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ngl i have so many ragebaity opinions in my drafts

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naruto had baggage jealousy and denial baked into his feelings for sasuke so i also dont like the pro ss argument that it’s somehow an L for sns that this moment was set up this way when to me it adds to the dynamic and makes sense for naruto’s character in general

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low iq: lmaooo naruto and sasuke love each other and not sakura

high iq: cute girl caught between two guys who are secretly in love w each other but still care ab her and her development is heavily centered around her desire to protect them is a fun dynamic to explore

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an opinion i hold that i think will trigger ppl was that even though naruto was obsessed w sasuke from an early age the maturation and realization of his feelings only fully triggered during the timeskip so it makes sense that he didn’t realize sasuke left like sakura did . sorry

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realizing u can still enjoy sakura and her relationships w them while maintaining that sns is the one true ship felt like this for teenage me

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i know i seem like a sock puppet bot account programmed to defend sakura in relation to the men but i don’t feel the need to post the same takes ab sns being the best ship ever that everyone else also posts bc we all already know it 😋

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that entire kage summit arc in terms of character dynamics would never happen in any other shounen like.. it was written for the girls im sorry

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why does no one get how peak naruto is when it comes to drama 😩

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i’ll always say it team 7 belongs in a teen drama and not a shounen manga bc theyre all insane and dramatic

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“kishimoto doesn’t care ab writing romance” babe he wrote a dramatic fake love confession where the girl is stuck between two guys just to lead into a mutual suicide declaration he lives for drama and romance

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it’s hard for me to deeply gaf about other anime ships knowing i ship anime classic epic love saga and it’s hard for me to gaf about other series’ characters when i stan dramatic pink haired monster strength girl