Chapter Lurid

Tru fax:
Award Winning Actor.
Met the Emperor of China.
I block commies & other totalitarians.
Used a carbomb as alarm clock. Once.
Own #5 Dad T-shirt. #Top10!

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@spacejohnston76 That is what AI is for, after all.

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@Rick62199075 @BarryOnHere Hashtag me too. Given the name, I knew better. And then I read "spoilers."

We chose wisely.

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@Tomko_1 @Gormogons Welcome to Gary!

[Jon Gabriel @exjon]

"Whither the roustabouts?" I say. Whither, indeed.

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@ArynneWexler "Should I cry for you," asked Argentina?

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@GrampsToolshed 23 Skiddoo!

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@nursedanakay Take manual control then.
Also maybe don't drink tea from a teacup while "riding."

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@ProfMJCleveland Go Gary Bears!

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@RedRebeccax Easy enough to acquire one.

A pool, I mean.
Boy likely not included.

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@tha_buffalo @AdamSchefter Elections have consequences.

Go Gary Bears!

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@AngelaBelcamino Like Platner, he was leading in the polls, so yep. They would have stood by him ... until he wasn't leading. Just like they won't stand with Platner when he falls behind.

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@JeanGen09181213 @TemiXo_1 Maybe she's Canadian?

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@OGCrimsonJester @oidonhagouda

[In Otter News.... @In_Otter_News2]

This made me chuckle...

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@WilliamShatner They wouldn't have had to close hundreds of stores if they had sold a Shatner line of clothing, I bet.

Although this particular outfit seems more Dr. Zaius than Captain Kirk.

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@KieranEleison @lyndseyfifield @senatorshoshana

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You're a partisan portapotty prostitute. A by-any-means-necessary neonazi. How dare you use someone else's kids to score cheap political Twitter points on behalf of a cheating abuser because you are Team Blue No Matter Who.

Consider rolling over and take a good look at the vomit pool of a gutter you find yourself in. Ask yourself if this is rock bottom, or can you sink even lower? You dont have to be this way. Seek Christ. You can be forgiven and redeemed. Turn from the path you are on. Repent. Swear off cable news and social media. Get clean. Turn your life around. It isnt too late.

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@DorkusDawg @freedomfromlib Oh so you're a portapotty prostitute. Makes sense now 🤣 no one cares ya neonazi nympho.

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@freedomfromlib @lyndseyfifield Worst. Neonazi fan fiction. Ever.
Blocked.

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@lyndseyfifield What those "journalists" did was tantamount to abuse. Any and all fault lies solely, only, and entirely with them. Eff them. You've done nothing to deserve this.