charlotte

im a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl

[charlotte @char11ote]

my favourite video in case anyone was wondering

[charlotte @char11ote]

@sallyjenkins69 it's the countryside.. it will do that to you

[charlotte @char11ote]

@sallyjenkins69 twitter stopped showing me ur tweets again BC you're tweeting controversial stuff like this

[charlotte @char11ote]

@sallyjenkins69 it shows you're eager and want to keep your baby (the bike) in best condition ❤️

[charlotte @char11ote]

@sallyjenkins69 you need to take it full reverse cockney rhyming slang. use a word that rhymes with fallopian (dystopian, Ethiopian etc). however i got curious and found out there's already CRS for the tube: oxo.... oxo cube / tube...

i like fallopian too tho

[charlotte @char11ote]

egg addiction ... it's more common than you might think

[charlotte @char11ote]

sometimes you begrudgingly put on a Beatles song and the first sound you'll hear is a tinny tambourine or such clanking away in your Left ear... in which case rest assured then the next thing gracing your Right eardrum will be the boys harmonising no doubt.. too predictable

[charlotte @char11ote]

@sallyjenkins69 hm.. sounds like the cure to me

[charlotte @char11ote]

@sallyjenkins69 i don't know what you mean this is exactly how i would respond

[charlotte @char11ote]

i actually think it's quite chic when a large, otherwise technically advanced city has random areas where no one is able to get signal. it's like put the phone down. live 💚

[charlotte @char11ote]

@sallyjenkins69 no as in. you deserve it (men i trust voice) (the prem version)

[charlotte @char11ote]

@sallyjenkins69 you are utilising it to its most queen!!!

[charlotte @char11ote]

@sallyjenkins69 agree i liked emma chamberlain most for the women's and Luke Evans for the men. disagree on anna weyant. she's wearing a box

[charlotte @char11ote]

@sallyjenkins69 yes 👍

[charlotte @char11ote]

they should make a movie like the brutalist but it's called the structuralist and it's about some weird postwar anthropologist guy who's tasked with building a church but he can't even do that because he's too busy thinking about words and concepts

[charlotte @char11ote]

i love it in rugby when they get to jump really high. wheee!!!

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TIL under EU law every song on Eurovision song contest has to use the same music producers (because it's their EU right to sound the same) and every year they go for the guys whose main livelihood is making dark suspenseful versions of random upbeat pop songs for movie trailers

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addendum. if you say to this "but charlotte my party playlist does not have chipmunks versions of all the songs". well then you lost already a long time ago. have fun with your lame songs and lame party

[charlotte @char11ote]

GENIUS tip 4 house parties. the issue is u want 2 play music loud but also hear ppl talk. my inspired workaround is any song ur playing u need 2 be playing the chipmunks version of it. bc this removes the frequency range ppl typically talk/sing at .allowing 4 audible conversation

[charlotte @char11ote]

@sallyjenkins69 LOL

[charlotte @char11ote]

@sallyjenkins69 omgggg wjat 😭😭😭😭 new perspective... like i like the idea but not sure if it really holds up 🤭