Charlotte Jones

[Simon Hannah @Simon_P_Hannah]

If someone pushed a refugee off a boat into the English channel and they drowned that person would get between 2-10 years for manslaughter. But if an RNLI boat showed up to rescue that refugee then the crew could get 14 years in prison under the new Nationality & Borders Bill

[Charlotte Jones @char_joness]

@boburnham @conruding

[Charlotte Jones @char_joness]

Embarrassed rn to say that this is my home. Disgusting

[Dr. Jennifer Cassidy @OxfordDiplomat]

Pictures from TODAY in Northern Ireland. Not 1971. Not 1981. Not 1991. But 2021. Where is the front page coverage in mainland UK of a peace project cracking at the seams? Because it seems the media have taken the view: what happens in Northern Ireland, stays in Northern Ireland.

[𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖍 ☾ @b1ggoth]

if you can be arsed to carry a crate of beer with you to the park you should be arsed to carry your empties with you away from the park

[katelyn @gafa_le_tae]

feminism for me started when i was eight and used to buy the yorkie bars from the shop as my friday treat but i thought they were illegal to buy as a girl so i thought myself and the shop lady were part of an underground yorkie woman mafia movement or smth

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Lift North Ormesby @N_O_P_A]

Y6: "Miss, will you make us a Shrek beanie please?"

Mrs Dowie: "When we get out of lockdown, I’ll make the whole of Y6 a Shrek beanie!"

Government: "Children will return to school on 8th March"

Mrs Dowie: 🤦‍♀️

😂😂😂

[Lisa McGee @LisaMMcGee]

Being From Northern Ireland is fucking exhausting. Thank Christ we’re all rides.

[Charlotte Jones @char_joness]

Nelson McCausland: Nelson McCausland Resign from NI Education Authority - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/N4RjFGJ9ji via @UKChange

[Charlotte Jones @char_joness]

@niamhdavis_ @maaaariyaaaaa Ahahaha💁🏽‍♀️

[Charlotte Jones @char_joness]

@niamhdavis_ @aoifeslattsx Omg i need to reread them

[Charlotte Jones @char_joness]

Irish Justice Department: Make revenge porn a criminal offence in Ireland - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/S1f5N3kt7Q via @UKChange

[Harry Alford @HarryAlford3]

This is how Ireland ended its newscast tonight

[Charlotte Jones @char_joness]

@xashleyjones @Olivia_Donald99 @niamhdavis_

[Charlotte Jones @char_joness]

https://t.co/daVNfDlhbT

[Charlotte Jones @char_joness]

Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/tQc7OuGXKb via @UKChange