Charlotte Maskell

23, cabin crew ✈️🌎 too glam to give a damn👠💁🏼✌😂 oh & casual obssesor of all things musical #DreamsDoComeTrue #NeverEverWorry

[Charlotte Maskell @Char_Maskell95]

@ImmyCrowhurst @LifeOfAGirlxo Livid 🙄🙄😂

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

I got 99 problems and money could solve literally all of them

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore. It’s literally just sarcasm and a general hate for the majority of the human population.

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

“what’s a queen without her king?”
well, historically speaking, more powerful

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

Today’s mood: cranky with a touch of sass

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

my neutral expression makes me look like I’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

New year, same sass

[Charlotte Maskell @Char_Maskell95]

Literally can't get over Barbados 🙏😍 #SoLucky #CrewLife #Stun

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The height of British optimism:

“You never know, it might be quite good”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being constantly on the verge of saying “I just can’t be bothered”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

More two-word horror stories:

Eye contact
Lunch meeting
Surprise party
Planned engineering
Sing along
Conference call
Signal failure
They’re here
Team building
Low carb
Record highs
Unexpected item
You busy?
Quick word
Friend request
Leg day
Your parcel
Tax return
Happy birthday

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“It’s a bloody nightmare”
Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe slightly heavy traffic, or the internet not working

“It’s not ideal”
Meaning: Something terrible has happened and life is almost certainly ruined

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Starting to suspect your prediction that 2018 would be “the one” may have been wrong

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Quietly swelling with pride when someone says you make a good cup of tea

[Charlotte Maskell @Char_Maskell95]

When your mum has the audacity to ask 'do you want an advent calender this year, you should be buying your own by now'...actually so offended 😂😅

[Charlotte Maskell @Char_Maskell95]

@kel1985ly Omg 😂😂

[Charlotte Maskell @Char_Maskell95]

@ImmyCrowhurst Miss you toooo